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2019-12-21 18:33:32 UTC  

**LIGMA**: LIGMA is part of the [BOFA] spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the [second stage] of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as [tuberculosis]. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: [E-TMA] ([Entrenched] Terminal Mi-Asintits)
*"RIP Ninja. At least [he died] of [Ligma] and not [E-TMA]"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"*
*(<http://ligma.urbanup.com/13080526>)* *9 more results*

2019-12-21 18:33:45 UTC  

Hollywood doesn’t care about people. They only care for profit and brainwashing youth to let go of any morals and ethics their parents taught them growing up. @athos

2019-12-21 18:33:45 UTC  

What is BOFA

2019-12-21 18:33:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/658014276354572288/images.png

2019-12-21 18:33:56 UTC  

<a:fight:567843168914243615>

2019-12-21 18:33:58 UTC  

@Sri do you think globalism is bad?

2019-12-21 18:34:00 UTC  

-8ball will hollywood burn eventually

2019-12-21 18:34:00 UTC  

Yes

2019-12-21 18:34:00 UTC  

2019-12-21 18:34:02 UTC  

-df bofa

2019-12-21 18:34:02 UTC  

**Bofa**: The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.

Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to [Stage 2] (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. [Stage 3] (commonly referred to as [E-TMA]) is incredibly uncommon due to the [Ligma's] astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.

Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates [to skyrocket] in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further [proliferation].

The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.

Also see [Sugma], a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
*Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught [Ligma] and died!

Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.

Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?

M, an I: [BOFA DEEZ] NUTZ IN YA [MOUF]! GOT EEEEMMM

Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa**
*(<http://bofa.urbanup.com/13097680>)* *9 more results*

2019-12-21 18:34:03 UTC  

aw yeah

2019-12-21 18:34:05 UTC  

spam

2019-12-21 18:34:06 UTC  

<:pepecheers:562563642189545483>

2019-12-21 18:34:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/658014364342681610/1576839951709.webm

2019-12-21 18:34:14 UTC  

rape link

2019-12-21 18:34:14 UTC  

-df shelby company limited

2019-12-21 18:34:14 UTC  

**company**: a girl that will [come over] to "[spend] time" with [ya]
*company [came] over for [the bed] warming [party]*
*(<http://company.urbanup.com/141541>)* *9 more results*

LIGMA: LIGMA is part of the [BOFA] spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the [second stage] of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as [tuberculosis]. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: [E-TMA] ([Entrenched] Terminal Mi-Asintits)
"RIP Ninja. At least [he died] of [Ligma] and not [E-TMA]"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"
(http://ligma.urbanup.com/13080526) 9 more results

2019-12-21 18:34:23 UTC  

ok

2019-12-21 18:34:38 UTC  

niggas stop with the definitions

2019-12-21 18:34:43 UTC  

fr

2019-12-21 18:34:47 UTC  

-df sexyness

2019-12-21 18:34:47 UTC  

**sexyness**: A [noun] describing a girl with [a lot] of [sex appeal].
*[Brittni] has da sexyness! Look at that ass. [Awwww] damn! [Skeet Skeet] boys!*
*(<http://sexyness.urbanup.com/553254>)* *9 more results*

2019-12-21 18:34:47 UTC  

Shush phaggy

2019-12-21 18:34:52 UTC  

lmfao

2019-12-21 18:34:54 UTC  

sexiness?

2019-12-21 18:35:02 UTC  

-df penis

2019-12-21 18:35:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/658014582756999188/1576840010276.webm

2019-12-21 18:35:02 UTC  

**penis**: Something to [look up] on [Urban Dictionary] when you have [nothing better to do]...
*[I'm bored] so I'm going to [look up] penis on [urban dictionary]*
*(<http://penis.urbanup.com/6270357>)* *9 more results*

2019-12-21 18:35:06 UTC  

-df stop

2019-12-21 18:35:06 UTC  

**Stop**: Stop
*CAN YOU [STOP]!!!! [JESUS] [JESSICA]!*
*(<http://stop.urbanup.com/13478906>)* *9 more results*

2019-12-21 18:35:13 UTC  

abort all

2019-12-21 18:35:15 UTC  

humans

2019-12-21 18:35:17 UTC  

r u on crack worstcord

LIGMA: LIGMA is part of the [BOFA] spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the [second stage] of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as [tuberculosis]. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: [E-TMA] ([Entrenched] Terminal Mi-Asintits)
"RIP Ninja. At least [he died] of [Ligma] and not [E-TMA]"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"
(http://ligma.urbanup.com/13080526) 9 more results

2019-12-21 18:35:18 UTC  

-warn @Deleted User no more links