**TexMex**: An unpleasant from of computer based [parasite] that afflicts online discussion forums. It causes an overabundabce of self-indulget [gibberish] and [a stubborn] refusal to admit that anything it has said is in any way wrong.
*Call [technical support] [my computer] has [gone] TexMex.*
*(<http://texmex.urbanup.com/2343264>)* *3 more results*
**monkey cock**: 1) [A funny] [insult].
2) Something you see at [the zoo].
*1) [You stupid] monkey cock.
2) Look, that [orangutan] is beating around his [little monkey] cock. Ugh!*
*(<http://monkey-cock.urbanup.com/502285>)* *9 more results*
