**Valeria**: Valeria is a smart,beautiful,sweet girl. She is one of a kind and hard to find. If your her [boy friend], you need to realize that you are very thankful for what you have.also she could be stubborn like she hates cleaning and helping but it's worth being around her. And when you hang out with her she will make you laugh no matter what and I know that for sure. When you hang out with her there's probably not a slight second that your bored with her. She loves [arts and crafts] too. Also be prepared when you see her family, they will be just like her funny! She's also never without a friend that's what makes her a social butterfly witch leads up to being very popular witch means it might be hard to reach her but it should be a big deal. Also when I say she is smart and funny your probably thinking how?well, out of class that's the fun and funny part of her but in class she focuses but there may be a few laughs and there but mean while she comes all in with [straight a's] and few [b's]. She kinda starts drama. But when she does it's true stuff and people turn it into lies like the game telophone. She usually has [brown curly] hair ([all natural]) and it's the most awesome cute hair you'll ever see. Also she wears mainly pink and sometimes blue. Her favorite color is blue or purple but looks best in pink. Overall she is the best person that for sure you need to meet
*Did you see what Valeria had [on today]?

"Yeah! Let me [put it in] the [newspaper]"

Ok!

Did you hear Valeria got asked to the dance 10 TIMES! And only said yes to ONE!

"Wow!she must be really cute"*
*(<http://valeria.urbanup.com/7361221>)* *9 more results*

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-df thomas

**Thomas**: Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an [outsider] never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can [enchant] a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often [crack jokes] that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “[peace maker]”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to [lurk] in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.
*Thomas is a [really] [great guy] who deserves [recognition].*
*(<http://thomas.urbanup.com/13592711>)* *9 more results*

thomas the train

Smh

thomas is a homosexual

gay for jesus

lol it says hes a peacemaker

byulllllllshit

rekt

Only guy i would go gay for is Glenn Gould and he's dead

I was quoting Mozart

Stfu

🤢

lol john is gay

for an old guy

idf gpilf

Smhmhmh

-df gpilf

**GPILF**: [Aslo] known as a [Grandpa] I'd [Like to] Fuck.
*[Kyle] is a GPILF*
*(<http://gpilf.urbanup.com/5890716>)* *1 more results*

<:peepoHeart:526260886474850304> <:peepoHeart:526260886474850304>

no

-df dilf

**DILF**: An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A [dilf] is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving [piggyback] rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a [killer smile] and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).
*[Girl #1]: Did you see that guy with the [stroller] over there? He's a total [dilf]!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.*
*(<http://dilf.urbanup.com/7105687>)* *9 more results*

-df girl #1

**Girl #1**: derives from R kellys infamous pissing video.
To [get pissed] on by [R kelly] when you are [14 years old]
*1. Damn, [Im sorry] [girl #1] [i got you] in the eye again*
*(<http://girl-1.urbanup.com/1074025>)* *9 more results*

hhahahha

-df girl #2

**Mean Girls 2**: A term used to describe an unnecessary [follow up] to a popular body of work that is far superior. Commonly viewed as either a sequel or [remake] that is done by a company to [milk out] money from fans of the original.
*OMG, they are [making] [another one]? Didn't they [learn] their lesson from "Mean Girls 2"?*
*(<http://mean-girls-2.urbanup.com/5539047>)* *9 more results*

-df jesushand

No result :(

-df jesus' hand

**jesus hands**: When playing four-mallets on the [marimba] or [vibraphone] and the ends of the mallets cause [blistering] at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.
*Hey, [Jackie] what's [goin' on] with your technique. You're getting [Jesus Hands].*
*(<http://jesus-hands.urbanup.com/2675533>)* *9 more results*

-8ball voy estar trokiando con @rea11yniceguy ?

Yes

Bruh

quemar <a:elmoburn:591250102673211397>

mexican