I am quite sutpid

-df Evan

**Evan**: One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, [truthful], loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely [make in] [impact] for the better.
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"I think his name is [evan]."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen [in my life]. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."*
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I just play the pit, skywars, duels, and bedwars on hypixel

That is a lie

That’s all I do on Minecraft tho

Evans are mean as hell

I agree

@personbelowmetriplegay

they’re stupid whores

Gosh no one got the sarcasm I spelled stupid wrong

Not funny

Very funny

It is worse than my humor

My humor great

There is a difference between dry humor and no humor

^

katze is right

jew humor

🔥

here we go again

It is as dry as the land that is Palestine

:<

my jokes are as wet as ya momma

Why do you think we gave them shitty land

what jokes?

Rip

They are on fire

Gimme a lead

make one

Isn’t that a compliment

no because he burned it

<:niggawhat:658299953604722701>

I am too lazy

the entire thing

But they are on fire

gone

to find slime