tfw you have the lgbt role

Nice dream

-df simp

**Simp**: •A man that puts himself in a [subservient]/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "[Chivalry]" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “[Rolling out] the Red-Carpet” for every female.
*The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "[Norbit]",

The role of [Kevin James] in the show "Kind of Queens",

A "[Yes Dear], Man" Simp*
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and they're all rich ofc

-df simp

**Simp**: •A man that puts himself in a [subservient]/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "[Chivalry]" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “[Rolling out] the Red-Carpet” for every female.
*The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "[Norbit]",

The role of [Kevin James] in the show "Kind of Queens",

A "[Yes Dear], Man" Simp*
*(<http://simp.urbanup.com/6861047>)* *9 more results*

IF YOU PAY FOR A GIRL'S FOOD YOU A WHOLE SIMP

-df simp

**Simp**: •A man that puts himself in a [subservient]/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "[Chivalry]" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “[Rolling out] the Red-Carpet” for every female.
*The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "[Norbit]",

The role of [Kevin James] in the show "Kind of Queens",

A "[Yes Dear], Man" Simp*
*(<http://simp.urbanup.com/6861047>)* *9 more results*

IF YOU GET NOTHING

YOU'RE A SIMP

niggalations 23:12

<:simpsauce:647917750454321197>

>14 sacred words

huh

😌😳🤤😩

wonder what those words are

if you stand up for women in front of another dude

🤤😳😌😩

unmute me

u a simp

bitch

Imagine unironically being a nice guy

fr though

:((

Bitch es

if a girl doesn't throw anything leave her

shut the fuck up val deep down u hate em too

eh

depends

no it fucking doesn't

If she's not tossing neck, I'm not tossing a check @personbelowmetriplegay

WOW

real shit

give me brain or feel the pain

KING NATION 2020

shaking my head

-df brain

**brain**: Another word for head, or blowjob. This term is most appropriate however, because unfortuantley, most male [brains] [reside] in their [penile] regions
*"That girl has a [foot long] [tongue], [I bet] she gives great brain!"*
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stfu u want dudes to be simps