anorexic druggie ass nigga

Guys, sex IRL is much different from porn and women IRL are actually better than women in porn.

@alex. smh pothead

It’s okay to commit your life to one person and it’s okay to not do that either just don’t end up in a place where you’re hurt that’s all there is to it

All cap

IRL you can lick her knee cap while you're sucking on her big toe while her other leg is resting on your shoulder

you shouldn’t compare regular women to porn @Deleted User

Don’t listen, she’s already been ran through

lol

thats whores

smh

man whores aren't good either

aids

Wrong

@alex. pothead manwhore

alex is either a troll or he’s missing too many chromosomes to count

I know, Val.

smh

Smh

hes just a dumb pothead

Val you’re just a square

<:peepoHeart:526260886474850304>

I like squares

Sus

gay

Val, be the length to my breath 🥰

Simp hour huh

doesn’t necessarily make me a square though, i’m just not retarded like you

-df simp

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lmfao

You are a square though, you have no fun in life

-df square

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2. A tobacco cigarette.
3. A place where everyone gathers consisting of shops [and whatnot].
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no i have fun

i do have fun in life

its called listening to bach

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playing chess