People use your mom for different reasons too

😂

im putting my china man shirt in the dryer so hopefully its shrinks

lol

China man shirt

Huh

abercrombie shirt

Why don’t you get someone to shrink it for you

*idk man*

Man

Ok women

What

If its a chinaman short it should already be shrunk

You can shrink it more

Maybe it’s too big

that's what she said

Mhmm

?av @valeriaa

That's me on the left.

and Val on the right.

Hi panic

oh hey.

How's life

alrighty.

I've somehow managed to not hang myself through means of a table-top fan, surprisingly.

what

wbu

haha yes, now shut up @valeriaa

i will never eat from the same noodle as you

. . .

I've returned

😔 🔫

my mute is done

🤮

Alex when you realize thats someone sucking the hulks dick right

that emoji

oh wow

smh

or a cactus