Yeah idk

lol

Me and lol k just had phone sex

-df phone ex

**ex ex**: Referring to your ex (girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife) prior to your current ex (girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife). Similar to how [Christmas Eve Eve] is two days [before Christmas].

Can also be extended out [indefinitely], ie. ex ex ex would be the ex prior to the ex ex.
*Bobby: Who was that?

[Ricky]: Oh, that's my ex ex. She's a [real pain]. My ex and I actually still [get along].*
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Bruh

This might sound a little crazy but

You have to pee

I have a mouth

😳

<:insane:583662104821760022>

what>

Cringe

I do need a piss

But im so comfy

I dont need to piss rn

😔

So i cant be bothered

I used to piss at night

in my pants

Yummy?

Who didn't?

Me

Ofc

Lies

Of a jew

Lattice structure moment

Roger

Damn i havent seen sunlight in weeks

how concerning

No itadaki seiki

My stomach is making sloshing noises

-df itadaki seiki

**Seiki**: Seiki is, in every sense of the word, amazing. She's a loyal, strong, and reliable person. She's kind hearted, sweet, and great with kids. And the [love making]? [Phenomenal]! She's just a great person all around. She's also [tender] and passionate.
*[Will you marry me], Seiki?*
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That’s the name of the hentai

Its a hentai

From that vid you posted

Cmon dude

Oh yea