Idc if you are man or woman, you could also be gay

Now, I wonder if I am going to cry some more

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why the tears

Yeup here they come

I have been thoroughly embarrassed

It has hit me so hard

i hit your mom so hard

@valeriaa you try pizza lunchables yet?

omg

i have not

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I have

They are nasty

@valeriaa how does it feel to not be a full woman?

wow

The normal one’s sauce tastes like chemicals

@Katze Miaulitzer u shut ur mouth they are good

The uploaded sauce has too much sugar in it

i’m not full woman bc i haven’t had lunchable

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that’s tough

@valeriaa its ok mabey one day you will grow up

It is a breeding ground for diabetes

@Katze Miaulitzer no that's just america

;((

No, it’s just Europe Inventing all this candy

America didn’t invent pizza sauce

@Katze Miaulitzer we invented the fortune cookie

America

Fuck apple

But the type of cookie was invented elsewhere

The idea of it came from America

-df apple

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*[Woah], look at that [badass] over there eating [an apple]*
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@Katze Miaulitzer no we are the winners shut ur mouth it was invented in California my birth place and residents

Ah yea the place of corrupt politicians and homeless people I bow down to you

@Katze Miaulitzer you type slow is it cause ur the big gay?

@Katze Miaulitzer the place with the most freedom in the world so yes aka the greatest

Lol