-df cum

**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
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Umm

Full novel

mein kampf

“The art of Cum”

-df Linus tech tips

**Linus Tech Tips**: an awesome [Canadian] YouTuber who does cool things with [pc's] like stick 2 in one case and makes everything better by adding [RGB].
*Me: Hey, did you see the latest Linus Tech Tips video?
Friend: Oh yeah [it was awesome] he water [cooled] the fastest [mac on] the planet*
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-df boomer

**boomer**: A person from the baby [boomer generation] or really anyone who is older than the person using the word, usually used if [said person] is being annoying or [talking shit] about a younger generation. Sometimes used in a joking way among friends.
*"[LMAO], [ok boomer]"
"[Karen] is being such a boomer"*
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My name is m

-df general grievous

**General Grievous**: a badass star wars villain that [sucked in] [episode 3] but kicked ass in the original star wars the [clone] wars animation epic
*[general grievous] is [epic] and [badass]*
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Jeid kenobi

-df naboo

**naboo**: naboo is an awesome [shamen] from the cult comedy mighty boosh. he is always on high and has a competition with others on the board of shamen of who can handle the most drugs. Kirk always wins tho. ^_^
he turns his back on people (usually vince noir and howard moon) if he is annoyed
he is played by [mike fielding] ([noel fielding's] brother)

*naboo : i'm [gonna have to] [turn] my [back on] you *
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LOL

“Hello there”

-df chad

**Chad**: The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an [erogenous zone] for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include [the chad]; you risk getting shit on your [measuring tape].
*Don't be [a Chad], [wipe] your [chad]!*
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Your lightsaber will be a fine addiction to my Collection

WHAT

thats disgusting

Hahahaha

make sure you always wipe your chad

-df t

**T**: N. [crystal meth]. Often used to refer specifically to 1/16 ounce of crystal meth (half an [eight ball]). The term originated as follows: "crystal" was referred to as "[christina];" "christina" was shortened to "tina," which was shortened to T. --tina syn.
*[Tweaker] 1: Dude, you know anyone who's selling? I wanna get [a T].
Tweaker 2: Yeah, I got a contact. [Lemme get] her number.*
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DON’T BE A CHAD WIPE YOUR CHAD HAHAHAHh

NOhhhOOO

Gotta measure the penis from your ass

Like a real man

Typical Dutch person<:kermit:591248635220721674>

:/

bad south african

Kinda like almost school time again

Bet he’s triggered now lol

@Yes™

Wake up lazy black

Ra Ra Ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen