smh

-df major tom

**Major Tom**: It's a form of [auto-erotic asphyxiation] by using gravity.

Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still [whacking it]. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."

As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."

If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a [controlled environment].
*Dude I tried to perform the [Major Tom Technique] but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn [space-time continuum]. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip [around the sun].*
*(<http://major-tom.urbanup.com/14032592>)* *9 more results*

take your protein pills and put your helmet on

-df longest definition on urbandictionary

*The Longest Definition On Urbandictionary is The Longest Definition On Urbandictionary*
*(<http://the-longest-definition-on-urbandictionary.urbanup.com/1935924>)* *9 more results*

-warn @John Brook

```
Warn <User:Mention/ID> <Reason:Text>
```
Invalid arguments provided: Not enough arguments passed

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

hahaha

pelth couldnt warn me

Commencing countdown engine on

Dang that’s a long ass command

i am immortal

-df longest definition

**longest definition**: At 65,535 characters, [cut and paste] has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are [shizot], [stephen palgrave], perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.
*[Who is] [Stephen Palgrave]?*
*(<http://longest-definition.urbanup.com/541345>)* *9 more results*

don't do it again

or you are executed

Fat chicks

-df fat chicks

**fat chicks**: What the typical American male (usually none too [slim] himself) doesn't want to [hook up with], usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "[image]."
*"Is there anything [sadder] than 'No Fat Chicks' [stretched] across a [beer gut]?"*
*(<http://fat-chicks.urbanup.com/1242608>)* *9 more results*

-df perry davenport

**Perri Davenport**: She is a very [loved] and [beautiful girl] who is very [sensible] and smart.
*I [feel like] [a queen], it must be how Perri Davenport [feels]!!!*
*(<http://perri-davenport.urbanup.com/951911>)* *9 more results*

smh

Anyway how about y’all lick my balls and we won’t talk about it?

I'd be angry too if I felt the Jews channeled hatred toward whites in the media, Hollywood, and institutions I thought they controlled, but perhaps it isnt too late to give Jews and other ppl the truth of Christ

😝

-df the longest definition on urbandictionary

Fat chicks man

We should kill the remaining Jews

*The Longest Definition On Urbandictionary is The Longest Definition On Urbandictionary*
*(<http://the-longest-definition-on-urbandictionary.urbanup.com/1935924>)* *9 more results*

-mute @John Brook 30m you did it again

🔇 Muted `herr.thomas#0512` for `30 minutes`

Like what’s left is pretty much just scrapes

We must oppress the jew

Rekt

Everything is degeneracy

And scum

Whether or not its Jews, Jesuits, elites, Satanists, whatever, just call out evil wherever u find it whether it mean your money, your comfort or your life. This world waxes most evil

If we let the Jews grow again they will cut our foreskin

I'll nuke you all