But u get muted

no

DUDE

@Jimmy Brooks i wanna know how tf they made pyramids

do not

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don't say that

-df longest definition in the dictionary

**longest definition**: At 65,535 characters, [cut and paste] has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are [shizot], [stephen palgrave], perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.
*[Who is] [Stephen Palgrave]?*
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I SMELL LIKE BEEF

nice

lol

Freck

Why it not working

ha

@ashnaa it's where it all started

sucker

-df shizot

**shizot**: [kick ass], [awesome]
*That [party] was the shizot! ([slang])*
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Lol

-df stephen plagrave

**Stephen**: Stephen will [drive you] wild, he is the most caring, loving, deep, devoted boyfriend in the entire universe. I love him to death. [Stephens] like to know they are cared for, so make sure you tell them how special they are to you as much as you can. Stephens are the kind of people who could come into your life in [two seconds] and leave a mark. People may tell you how to feel about him, but never listen. Nothing is worth losing him. Stephens tend to [dwell] in the past a lot. They feel like the past is just as important as today, so try not to make mistakes that hurt him. Stephens are very blunt, they tell you how it is, and how it is going to be. Sometimes you want to [strangle] him, but it isn't possible to be mad for too long. Always be there for him, no matter what, he loves memories. He is the biggest sweetheart you will ever meet, never let Stephen go. Never doubt him, or yourself. He hates to be [doubted], he will pour his heart out to you, and do [whatever it takes] to make you change your mind. He has the most beautiful brown eyes in the world, and they make you melt every single time you look into them. He is truly perfect, he's so smart. He has the best personality a boy could have, and he loves music. Sometimes you feel like he's too good for you, and he thinks you're too good for him. In my case, he's too good for me. All the girls love Stephen, but who could blame them? Just don't let your jealousy take control of your actions, because he loves you, and [only you].
*Stephen [too good to be true] love [angel] [devotion] trust*
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-df Lonngggg

No result :(

@Stresbal fuck yea that cute little baby

-df longest definition in the urban dictionary

**longest definition**: At 65,535 characters, [cut and paste] has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are [shizot], [stephen palgrave], perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.
*[Who is] [Stephen Palgrave]?*
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-df perry davenport

**Perri Davenport**: She is a very [loved] and [beautiful girl] who is very [sensible] and smart.
*I [feel like] [a queen], it must be how Perri Davenport [feels]!!!*
*(<http://perri-davenport.urbanup.com/951911>)* *9 more results*

-df feminism

**feminism**: What women who can't [get laid] [turn to] when [lesbians] don't want to be around them, either.
*[Feminism] - why just bitch to your friends when you can pretend to be [oppressed] and [annoy] everyone?*
*(<http://feminism.urbanup.com/3604360>)* *9 more results*

-df paul bello

**bello**: A nickname given to a man with impecable looks, witty comebacks, guido style, HUGE muscles and who is commonly from an Italian decent. A short nickname that is given by one's paesans to he who is needed in such settings: a crowded [nightclub], the line outside of that crowded nightclub, in a bar when ordering numerous drinks for rowdy Americans, on a guestlist where a catchy name is needed for those to remember when they are [half in the bag] and want to have a good time, in the bedroom with some [whure], and in the gym when you casually see him flex.
*::pronounced in a NY/italian/bronx tale accent::

"YO! BEL-LO!!!! I got dees broads ova heah, dey're fuh-kin bootiful, not fo [nottin], but they ain't got id's. I'm tryin ta get one of dem on my [brasciole] heah, you wanna help me out and get dem inside the club [comped]? i'm tryin ta make a good impression, ya kno what i mean huh ::gives a witty punch to the shoulder and pops colar::"*
*(<http://bello.urbanup.com/1186405>)* *9 more results*

-df longest definition

**longest definition**: At 65,535 characters, [cut and paste] has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are [shizot], [stephen palgrave], perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.
*[Who is] [Stephen Palgrave]?*
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stop

-df fat chicks

**fat chicks**: What the typical American male (usually none too [slim] himself) doesn't want to [hook up with], usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "[image]."
*"Is there anything [sadder] than 'No Fat Chicks' [stretched] across a [beer gut]?"*
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who even writes these definitions

-df feminist

**feminist**: A person, usually but not necessarily of female gender, [indoctrinated] to find fault in everything a male does whilst believing all females can do no wrong. Feminists will use any lies, deceit, dubious statistics, manipulation, aggression and threats to eliminate any sense of fairness, justice or decency to men (or boys) [irrespective] of creed, ethnic background or colour. This includes an aim of eradicating [traditional family] values, ensuring children are deprived of all contact with their father wherever possible, and to dictate to the majority of truly sensible feminine woman what they can and cannot do with their life.
**
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