Message from @☭ CarterEatsPants

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2020-01-27 12:35:39 UTC  

**cut and paste**: When text/data is taken from context and [stored] in a temporary location in [RAM] ready to be [pasted] into other contexts.
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*(<http://cut-and-paste.urbanup.com/188907>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-27 12:35:43 UTC  

Bot is very nice to me

2020-01-27 12:35:45 UTC  

-df longest

2020-01-27 12:35:46 UTC  

**longest**: a term to define how 'long a womans dick is' this term refers to the [hottness] [factor] of a woman, the longer the [hotter]. This term is used because, men more commonly than not, have very short dicks, because they are ugly, therefore, the longer the hotter and visa-versa, that is why women are called longests and men are more commonly the 'shortests'
*"wow, [that woman] is the longest woman [ive] ever seen"
"[yep], much longer than me"
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*(<http://longest.urbanup.com/1434882>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-27 12:35:58 UTC  

"the most amazing man on earth" aw bot

2020-01-27 12:36:07 UTC  

"how long a womans dick is"

2020-01-27 12:36:08 UTC  

-df my dick

2020-01-27 12:36:09 UTC  

**My Dick**: [The reason] most of [those bitches] are [on Maury] in the first place.
*[Damn right] [you are not the father]! But [go ahead and] take care of it, because my dick has places to be.*
*(<http://my-dick.urbanup.com/4980985>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-27 12:36:14 UTC  

-df shizot urban dictionary

2020-01-27 12:36:14 UTC  

**shizot**: [kick ass], [awesome]
*That [party] was the shizot! ([slang])*
*(<http://shizot.urbanup.com/396154>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-27 12:36:16 UTC  

-df hippozoned

2020-01-27 12:36:16 UTC  

**Hippozoned**: Hippozoned secretly is in love with [griffin gaming], he also loves to drink some [monster energy] and [lite] beer. He’s also a fat bastard and a crybaby, he also has a secret obsession with griffin gaming after being called out
*Hippozoned loves to [defend] [epic games] and [griffin gaming]*
*(<http://hippozoned.urbanup.com/13802284>)*

2020-01-27 12:36:31 UTC  

Freck some lads crashed the server yesterday

2020-01-27 12:36:35 UTC  

By typing somet

2020-01-27 12:36:36 UTC  

they did?

2020-01-27 12:36:37 UTC  

i was not expectating that

2020-01-27 12:36:38 UTC  

yikes

2020-01-27 12:36:38 UTC  

Ye

2020-01-27 12:36:40 UTC  

-df blieber

2020-01-27 12:36:40 UTC  

No result :(

2020-01-27 12:36:41 UTC  

-df anarchism

2020-01-27 12:36:42 UTC  

**Anarchism**: 1. The belief that all forms of goverment are oppressive and therefore undesirable.
2. The desire to therefore create a "[Utopia]" based on free human [cooperation] in which all members of the "Utopia" are equal without laws, class, prejudice, [militarism] or hierarchy or the need there of.
3. Recognizing that a autonomous community is the embodiment of this "Utopia" based on emperical examples which have manifested through out the course of history.

*Examples of Anarchism are all around us. Like when a stop light goes out and the all drivers take turns crossing the street, during a mosh pit at a punk show when all those in the mosh pit help someone up who has fallen instead of trampling them or at a dinner where all those eating divide the duties of the meal up equally. Anarchism is basically voluntary human cooperation. It's mutual trading out of respect for each other as oppose to trading based on the forces you can bring to bare on each other. It's order without oppression and Democracy without goverment.

Those who are uneducated about the history of Anarchism will tell you that it will never work. In all actuallity it does work to varying degrees. Burning Man, the E.Z.L.N, the Spanish Revolution, the Paris commune and African tribes are just some of the many examples to name a few.

There are many forms of Anarchism. Ranging from but not limited to, Anarcho-Primitism to Anarcho-Feminism to Anarcho-Communism or to my [owm] personal choice, [Anarcho-Syndicalism].

Some key Anarchist thinkers include but once again are not limited to [Emma Goldman], Peter [Kropotkin], [John Zerzan], Pierre [Proudhon] and Rudolf Rocker.

On a personal note, I would ask everyone reading this to set aside they're prejudices and actually read up on the subject if it so intruges them.*
*(<http://anarchism.urbanup.com/2122624>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-27 12:36:45 UTC  

-df believer

2020-01-27 12:36:45 UTC  

**believer**: be·[liev]·er, noun

Someone who rejects logic and fact in exchange for faith in fairy tales, mythology, and misinformation; which they wrongly declare as truth. Normally a believer is a daft uneducated sheep who is incapable of processing information not [spoon fed] to them by a [con artist] in a cassock.
*1. He said "I'm a believer," like it wasn't a [merit badge] to his stupidity.

2. The [con artist] (or priest as they are sometimes referred to), called upon his congregation of believers (otherwise known as air headed voids of intelligence ) to meet at the stadium and beg their [invisible sky daddy] for rain.*
*(<http://believer.urbanup.com/6229856>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-27 12:36:49 UTC  

@Stresbal what did they type?

2020-01-27 12:36:51 UTC  

belieber LOL

2020-01-27 12:36:55 UTC  

Yo crash the server

2020-01-27 12:36:56 UTC  

Oh

2020-01-27 12:36:57 UTC  

To

2020-01-27 12:36:59 UTC  

-df belieber

2020-01-27 12:36:59 UTC  

**Belieber**: Belieber is a HUGE [Justin Bieber's] [fan]. [Fan] and Belieber is really different, Fan will leave him just because a [little thing], but Belieber is not going to leave him eventhough the biggest thing that can break a relationship.
*Fan: I love Justin Bieber! Belieber: I love [KIDRAUHL]! Fan: who's [Kidrauhl]? Belieber: [GTFO]!*
*(<http://belieber.urbanup.com/6653514>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-27 12:37:01 UTC  

YES

2020-01-27 12:37:04 UTC  

Thank you darvey

2020-01-27 12:37:06 UTC  

hahahahahaha

2020-01-27 12:37:07 UTC  

np

2020-01-27 12:37:12 UTC  

-df tryptophan synthetase

2020-01-27 12:37:13 UTC  

[THIS is] the [longest] [fucking] word ever.

([sorry] [about all] the spaces, [apparently] it's [too big] to [post] as [one word] :p )
*aka: [the stuff] in [turkey] that makes [you tired]*
*(<http://tryptophan-synthetase-a-protein.urbanup.com/1221143>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-27 12:37:14 UTC  

-longest definition on urban dictionary

2020-01-27 12:37:17 UTC  

WHUTTT THE FUCK

2020-01-27 12:37:25 UTC  

-df longest definition on urban dictionary

2020-01-27 12:37:25 UTC  

**longest definition**: At 65,535 characters, [cut and paste] has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are [shizot], [stephen palgrave], perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.
*[Who is] [Stephen Palgrave]?*
*(<http://longest-definition.urbanup.com/541345>)* *9 more results*