who even writes these definitions

-df feminist

**feminist**: A person, usually but not necessarily of female gender, [indoctrinated] to find fault in everything a male does whilst believing all females can do no wrong. Feminists will use any lies, deceit, dubious statistics, manipulation, aggression and threats to eliminate any sense of fairness, justice or decency to men (or boys) [irrespective] of creed, ethnic background or colour. This includes an aim of eradicating [traditional family] values, ensuring children are deprived of all contact with their father wherever possible, and to dictate to the majority of truly sensible feminine woman what they can and cannot do with their life.
**
*(<http://feminist.urbanup.com/189906>)* *9 more results*

-df nigga

**Nigga**: A word that only black people use to call there [homies] if a [white person] uses it they are in some [deep shit]
*John: What is up [my nigga]

[Sean]:What the fuck did you say

([Sirens])*
*(<http://nigga.urbanup.com/13505655>)* *9 more results*

-df kfc

**KFC**: The [PeTA] said that the main ingredient in KFC chicken is [cruelty]. [Cruelty] must taste goddamn good.
*I've [never] had better-tasting [cruelty] before.*
*(<http://kfc.urbanup.com/1310668>)* *9 more results*

-df dick

**dick**: [Jake Paul]
*wow [jake paul] is [a straight] dick [aye]*
*(<http://dick.urbanup.com/12342858>)* *9 more results*

-df justauser

kek

No result :(

-df wosh

**WOSH**: Our great and almighty, the one and only, [the whole enchilada], WOSH. He was born from the seven stars colliding in one amass of great [spectral] illusion. The impact awoke him from the reapening of the hearkens peak, such things can only be seen once a universe is born. [Praise be], wheymen.
*1: Yo did you see that spakin picture of our lord WOSH hanging in the [ballroom]?
2: [Ye boy], sure did, [praise be] my wosha.*
*(<http://wosh.urbanup.com/13722775>)* *9 more results*

you guys all have a jake paul

thats right

-df Hitler

**Hitler**: A unit used to [measure] the degree of a [mass genocide]. The typical [conversion] is 1 Hitler = 6,000,000 deaths.
*for [futher] refrence [stalin] is [rated] at about 3 hitlers*
*(<http://hitler.urbanup.com/6821380>)* *9 more results*

imagine having a jake paul

LOL

-df Coen

**Coen**: The most amazing [man on] Earth. [The bitches] love him and [beg] him to date them and fuck them. Everybody loves a Coen except for jealous douchebags. All the guys wish they were more like him. He is quiet but very funny when you get to know him and gives great sex.
*Guy 1: Dude, I wish I was more like Coen, that guy's a [sexy beast].
Guy 2: Yeah man.
[Guy 1's] girlfriend: [Mmm] I wish he would screw me.*
*(<http://coen.urbanup.com/6992470>)* *9 more results*

-df cut and paste urban dictionary

**cut and paste**: When text/data is taken from context and [stored] in a temporary location in [RAM] ready to be [pasted] into other contexts.
**
*(<http://cut-and-paste.urbanup.com/188907>)* *9 more results*

Bot is very nice to me

-df longest

**longest**: a term to define how 'long a womans dick is' this term refers to the [hottness] [factor] of a woman, the longer the [hotter]. This term is used because, men more commonly than not, have very short dicks, because they are ugly, therefore, the longer the hotter and visa-versa, that is why women are called longests and men are more commonly the 'shortests'
*"wow, [that woman] is the longest woman [ive] ever seen"
"[yep], much longer than me"
*
*(<http://longest.urbanup.com/1434882>)* *9 more results*

"the most amazing man on earth" aw bot

"how long a womans dick is"

-df my dick

**My Dick**: [The reason] most of [those bitches] are [on Maury] in the first place.
*[Damn right] [you are not the father]! But [go ahead and] take care of it, because my dick has places to be.*
*(<http://my-dick.urbanup.com/4980985>)* *9 more results*

-df shizot urban dictionary

**shizot**: [kick ass], [awesome]
*That [party] was the shizot! ([slang])*
*(<http://shizot.urbanup.com/396154>)* *9 more results*

-df hippozoned

**Hippozoned**: Hippozoned secretly is in love with [griffin gaming], he also loves to drink some [monster energy] and [lite] beer. He’s also a fat bastard and a crybaby, he also has a secret obsession with griffin gaming after being called out
*Hippozoned loves to [defend] [epic games] and [griffin gaming]*
*(<http://hippozoned.urbanup.com/13802284>)*

Freck some lads crashed the server yesterday

By typing somet

they did?

i was not expectating that

yikes

Ye