Message from @Scribblehatch

Discord ID: 479899976416362506


2018-08-17 06:25:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/479898624168296449/p8WNOHSJ1XTNH.png

2018-08-17 06:26:27 UTC  

I don't recognize that one, but madness interactive was great once you got used to it

2018-08-17 06:26:35 UTC  

I've played that one as well.

2018-08-17 06:26:39 UTC  

Very good games.

2018-08-17 06:27:01 UTC  

I remember fondly uppercutting people into the air by swinging the shotgun

2018-08-17 06:27:05 UTC  

I'm talking about late 90's flash games like this garbage

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/479898950833274891/hqdefault1.jpg

2018-08-17 06:27:07 UTC  

And once they were airborne, blowing them to bits.

2018-08-17 06:28:51 UTC  

Why are we talking about garbage all of a sudden

2018-08-17 06:28:53 UTC  

I mean damn

2018-08-17 06:28:56 UTC  

Why buzzkill on purpose

2018-08-17 06:29:24 UTC  

that first one you posted looked like it came from Newgrounds

2018-08-17 06:29:44 UTC  

Because it was amazing that there were FREE GAMES ON THE INTERNET

2018-08-17 06:29:51 UTC  

It didn't matter that they were bad

2018-08-17 06:29:58 UTC  

I learned of emulators long before I learned of newgrounds.

2018-08-17 06:30:07 UTC  

did ya'll fuck with BBS's?

2018-08-17 06:30:14 UTC  

Pokemon Pinball and Harvest Moon. I was seeing a guy play this ON A COMPUTER

2018-08-17 06:30:16 UTC  

And was like

2018-08-17 06:30:18 UTC  

"Wait. How."

2018-08-17 06:30:39 UTC  

"I WANNA PLAY POKEMON PINBALL ON A COMPUTER. SHOW ME HOW."

2018-08-17 06:30:57 UTC  

I'm too young to have really experienced BBS or MUDS and all that stuff

2018-08-17 06:31:10 UTC  

There were two games that I always SNUBBED at the rental store.

2018-08-17 06:31:22 UTC  

I saw Chrono Trigger "Nah" and Harvest Moon "...Nah"

2018-08-17 06:31:26 UTC  

Huge regrets now.

2018-08-17 06:31:29 UTC  

Like holy shit

2018-08-17 06:31:47 UTC  

I'd seen the Earthbound box at the rental store SEVERAL TIMES but it intimidates the shit out of you

2018-08-17 06:31:53 UTC  

man when we upgraded to our 14.4k modem i was so hype

2018-08-17 06:31:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/479900175200944128/thanks_shitman.jpg

2018-08-17 06:32:04 UTC  

Here's what they never talk about, with Earthbound not selling well

2018-08-17 06:32:15 UTC  

That fucking box is HUGE. You assume something's up

2018-08-17 06:32:21 UTC  

With the basic graphics in the screenshots

2018-08-17 06:32:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/479900344789237761/588301_40186_back.png

2018-08-17 06:32:45 UTC  

yeah when i was a kid i was not about HM, was like fuck is this a farming game? gtfo

2018-08-17 06:32:47 UTC  

NONE OF THOSE SCREENSHOTS INDICATE THAT ITS AN RPG.

2018-08-17 06:32:55 UTC  

It looks like an edutainment game

2018-08-17 06:33:04 UTC  

Most people I've talked to said that it was the big box that got them to rent it to begin with

2018-08-17 06:33:10 UTC  

And the size of the box leads you to believe there's a big stupid playskool-like peripheral inside.

2018-08-17 06:33:18 UTC  

And as a kid, alone in the rental store

2018-08-17 06:33:28 UTC  

You assume "Am I gonna have to ask the guy at the desk to go get something..?"

2018-08-17 06:33:36 UTC  

Shy kid, target demo of RPGs, not going to do that.

2018-08-17 06:33:49 UTC  

But yeah I had a friend tell me Harvest Moon was great but I didn't believe him, because why would I?

2018-08-17 06:33:54 UTC  

Very understated reasons for Earthbound's poor performance.