¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Whatever the pic says all

Trump doesn’t give two shits about the welfare of America!

trump gay

bernie

True

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bernie chad

-df peng

Bernie number 1!!!

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There’s my pick up lines

<:lol:583236542580129825>

Ah dude we know what it means by now

lool

leng

Trump is Putins bitch!!

you don’t have to -df every half an hour

Biden no.1

Making sure darvey knows

She does ffs

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

<:lol:583236542580129825>

Ur such a simp

kinda interesting that the GOP’s didn’t have any witnesses 🤔

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Simp

Get in

funny that

It was

stfu retard @Patrony

Mi nuh care about the pussio behaviour. Mi can’t si pon di weirdo behaviour.

“Cover up”

Oh oh

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The role of [Kevin James] in the show "Kind of Queens",

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