-df dick and balls

**dick and balls**: how [the FUCK] [do you] not know what dick and balls are? are you [retarded]?
*dude... if you seriously need a definition [for dick] and balls, i'll [force] you to give me [a blow] job.*
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Simp

Get in

funny that

It was

stfu retard @Patrony

Mi nuh care about the pussio behaviour. Mi can’t si pon di weirdo behaviour.

“Cover up”

Oh oh

-df simp

**Simp**: •A man that puts himself in a [subservient]/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "[Chivalry]" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “[Rolling out] the Red-Carpet” for every female.
*The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "[Norbit]",

The role of [Kevin James] in the show "Kind of Queens",

A "[Yes Dear], Man" Simp*
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-df cock and ball torture

**Cock and Ball Torture**: Cock and ball torture (CBT), [penis torture] or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, [genital spanking], squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, [urethral play], tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
*My doctor performed [cock and ball torture] on me to test my [genital] [resilience].*
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Pelth doesn’t like what he reads

-df stretchballs

No result :(

-df stretch balls

**Stretched**: A [used and abused] [pussy]..
*[Rick]: Hey man how was [becca] last night.

[James]: I could not feel anything because she was Stretched. *
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-warn @Tello shut the fuck up

⚠ Warned `Tello#8188`

“Cover up”

Stretch balls

-df stretch balls

**Stretched**: A [used and abused] [pussy]..
*[Rick]: Hey man how was [becca] last night.

[James]: I could not feel anything because she was Stretched. *
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Stretchballs

Wtf is this

-df doggy

**doggy**: A position for [sexual intercourse], where the female gets [down on] her [hands and knees] (like a "doggy") and the man penetrates her by kneeling behind her.
*I did [shaneequa] [doggy-style] [last night].*
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gagged the constitution

wtf

@ashnaa I think it’s time for a mute now

-df salty

**salty**: [Being salty] is when you are [upset] over something [little].
*He was so salty after [he died] in [smash bros]*
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-df child pedophilia

**pedophilia**: [Sexuality] toward [prepubescent] [children].
*Its [the attraction] not [the act] of [sex].*
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Shaneequa LMAO

-df dick

**dick**: [Jake Paul]
*wow [jake paul] is [a straight] dick [aye]*
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-df penis

**penis**: Something to [look up] on [Urban Dictionary] when you have [nothing better to do]...
*[I'm bored] so I'm going to [look up] penis on [urban dictionary]*
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