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2018-09-22 10:05:21 UTC  

how much money would you need for a katana?

2018-09-22 10:06:08 UTC  

wait good point

2018-09-22 10:06:24 UTC  

that would need japanese money and you probably don't have any of that

2018-09-22 10:07:01 UTC  

it depends on how what a katana seller would want for it

2018-09-22 10:07:21 UTC  

ya, but youre not japanese.

2018-09-22 10:07:33 UTC  

Thanks for the offer anyway, maybe I'll find a way to get one some day

2018-09-22 10:08:13 UTC  

you would have to reach an agreement with someone who possesses a katana

2018-09-22 10:08:38 UTC  

I'd agree to whatever he wanted.

2018-09-22 10:08:46 UTC  

because he has a katana, and you don't mess with a guy with a katana

2018-09-22 10:09:58 UTC  

katanas are the most overrated sword in human history

2018-09-22 10:10:11 UTC  

until after the trade when you have the katana, and the tables are turned

2018-09-22 10:10:48 UTC  

the whole "folded over a thousand times" thing was done because japanese steel sucks ass and needs all it's imperfections meticulously hammered out

2018-09-22 10:10:49 UTC  

Yeah, but that's just a case of weaboos being weaboos. They're fine swords and impressive given the shitty source of Iron Japan had to deal with.

2018-09-22 10:12:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/493001535228346369/gloriousnipponsteel.gif

2018-09-22 10:12:57 UTC  

Didn't they use a wallhanger for that test? I wouldn't take anything on TV as educational when it comes to historic weaponry.

2018-09-22 10:13:50 UTC  

Also that's a pretty dumb test to begin with. Why would you want to chop into another sword that's braced against a table no matter what sword you're using?

2018-09-22 10:14:34 UTC  

look at how it's braced and how it flexes, it looks like it's supported on only two points, near the tip and near the hilt

2018-09-22 10:14:45 UTC  

I suspect that entire thing is fake tho

2018-09-22 10:15:08 UTC  

I don't think you can make even pig iron bend that way with just a single whack

2018-09-22 10:15:14 UTC  

I don't like the hilts of katanas though. A tsuba gives shit for hand protection. It's really impressive just how much a simple crossguard saves your hands.

2018-09-22 10:15:41 UTC  

what weapons would your enemies be having anyway, i dont know what the test results are for

2018-09-22 10:16:20 UTC  

katana vs. katana, it's not a battlefield weapon

2018-09-22 10:16:25 UTC  

It's testing whether a katana would be effective against a man wearing armor made of longswords

2018-09-22 10:16:32 UTC  

lol

2018-09-22 10:16:47 UTC  

Katanas were absolutely battlefield weapons.

2018-09-22 10:17:17 UTC  

barely, and mostly during WW2, before that polearms ruled the battlefield

2018-09-22 10:17:22 UTC  

it's probably just to show people who only hear about katanas in pulp culture

2018-09-22 10:17:28 UTC  

as well as bows of course

2018-09-22 10:17:34 UTC  

Also are we discussing actualy *katana* katanas or just any katana pattern sword

2018-09-22 10:17:35 UTC  

and think they can actually cut though steel

2018-09-22 10:17:37 UTC  

they should try it against a bulletproof vest

2018-09-22 10:17:49 UTC  

i mean kevlar

2018-09-22 10:18:02 UTC  

Well yeah, Japan's main battlefield weapon was a yari, but what does that have to do with the effectiveness of katanas?

2018-09-22 10:18:27 UTC  

They carried them around because they were useful. Same as why arming swords were used in the crusades

2018-09-22 10:18:29 UTC  

they should try it against a ww2 tank

2018-09-22 10:18:32 UTC  

katanas aren't designed for battlefield use, they're for katana vs. katana duels

2018-09-22 10:18:38 UTC  

No

2018-09-22 10:18:50 UTC  

I think the design of the katana is a result of the poor resources that japan had. say, if they had better metal, I'm sure they would have much more functional swords (as well as actual metal armor)

2018-09-22 10:18:53 UTC  

They were used for situations where you'd want a sword.

2018-09-22 10:18:56 UTC  

@Schedrevka what do you expect? It aired on RTL2, the german channel best known for its horrible reality tv series.

2018-09-22 10:19:20 UTC  

had they been designed for battle instead of say aesthetics they would have straight hilts