Message from @aleee

Discord ID: 498632333566541827


2018-10-07 21:11:20 UTC  

I just had spicy chicken noodles

2018-10-07 21:20:24 UTC  

home-made or off the shelf?, if off the shelf what brand

2018-10-07 22:02:08 UTC  

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2018-10-07 22:42:24 UTC  

Blasé Ford flew out to a house party,
In hope of a chance to be naughty;
Poor Brett came along,
And denied her the schlong:
Now she's joining the femme cliterati!

To stop every feminist's whine,
Don't hand her the juice of the vine:
Her infinite rape,
Has the flavor of grape,
But ten Jägermeisters is fine!

(Chorus) Blasé Ford flew out to a house party,
In hope of a chance to be naughty;
Poor Brett came along,
And denied her the schlong:
Now she's joining the femme cliterati!

A love doll will not testify,
That you've trouble controlling your fly,
The sexual congress,
Won't hinge on your longness:
Consent will no longer apply!

When next you've a taste for the lecherous,
Remember that wammin are treacherous:
They'll kill your career,
If you let them get near;
One touch and they start with the severance!

(Chorus) Blasé Ford flew out to a house party,
In hope of a chance to be naughty;
Poor Brett came along,
And denied her the schlong:
Now she's joining the femme cliterati!

Next time you go out for a pee,
Make certain the spot's wammin-free;
The dames and the frumps
Love taking their dumps,
On any fine bloke they can see!

While stroking her feminist status,
Forgetting her seared hippocampus,
Miss Ford didn't cry,
Over all of her lies,
Though her panties were known for their dampness!

(Chorus) Blasé Ford flew out to a house party,
In hope of a chance to be naughty;
Poor Brett came along,
And denied her the schlong:
Now she's joining the femme cliterati!

2018-10-07 22:57:31 UTC  

Not shitposting but I can only post pictures here.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/498629979047985163/Bolsomito.png

2018-10-07 22:57:39 UTC  

Need your help guys 3% come on

2018-10-07 22:57:48 UTC  

Hands up like giving power to goku

2018-10-07 22:59:39 UTC  

no worries, we all been there, mere plebs

2018-10-07 22:59:45 UTC  

Which one are you supporting?

2018-10-07 22:59:57 UTC  

Hell, what do any of those stand for?

2018-10-07 23:01:48 UTC  

which one is the stabbed dude

2018-10-07 23:04:11 UTC  

Jair

2018-10-07 23:04:13 UTC  

The leading one

2018-10-07 23:04:16 UTC  

Is the stabbed

2018-10-07 23:04:46 UTC  

Well, hard to explain... we have a lot of political parties here its not just democrats/republicans and independents

2018-10-07 23:05:13 UTC  

Do tell.

2018-10-07 23:05:35 UTC  

Need > 51% to win right now otherwise there will be another in about 2 weeks with the 2 top candidates

2018-10-07 23:06:07 UTC  

Will he get the votes in that then?

2018-10-07 23:06:52 UTC  

The polls show that it's going to be close against the current second place if it goes to round 2

2018-10-07 23:07:03 UTC  

For all the other it seems likely he'll win

2018-10-07 23:07:30 UTC  

Is that a good thing?

2018-10-07 23:08:14 UTC  

Well, I want him to win. People have been saying he is the Trump of Brazil. After 16 years of the left in power I will be so thankful for a change

2018-10-07 23:10:16 UTC  

Fair enough. You havea habbit of getting your pols killed over there. I hope he can help.

2018-10-07 23:32:04 UTC  

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2018-10-07 23:32:11 UTC  

WOMP WOMP

2018-10-07 23:32:52 UTC  

she a dumas

2018-10-07 23:33:03 UTC  

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2018-10-07 23:33:08 UTC  

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2018-10-07 23:36:10 UTC  

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2018-10-07 23:36:38 UTC  

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2018-10-07 23:37:16 UTC  

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2018-10-07 23:43:18 UTC  
2018-10-08 00:47:42 UTC  

This Winston dude sounds like a real Nazi https://puu.sh/BHpyZ/1a328710e4.png

2018-10-08 00:47:50 UTC  

the true loss of innocence is realizing you're not able to suck your own dick