ahahaha

Hahahahahaha

Remember the BME pain olympics? That’s gender dysmorphie therapy for 12 year olds now

will there be a sweat today!!!!!

or ever!!

they died a week ago

dubious circumstances

☣️

Finna google how to make my farts louder without shitting myself

Wish me luck

just need more fuel and you can force em out

Air compressor

What is the divine lift-leg angle tho

You should be able to fit into the Fibonacci Sequence

you may have to experiment

consume a lot of dairy a day prior and you'll be able to work out the best angle

I will buy cheese and cabbage tomorrow

perfect combo

I could get a chili cheese dog with sauerkraut too

whatever works best

I was eating a fair amount of chili cheese dogs last week and my farts weren’t necessarily louder but they smelled absolutely vile.

YMMV

yeah same with eating a lot of protein or eggs

it'll be more smelly than gaseous

Egg farts def toxic

I don't want to choke myself out

I have good luck with whole milk

I just want volume

egg braps are truly evil

Offensive even when you're alone

yeah

It's rare you have to leave a room because of your own farts but they will do it

i usually eat a half dozen hardboiled eggs + pea protein drink after lifts

Yike

farts could burn through a sheet

hardboiled is the worst culprit

What about pee protein?

Serious question

what about peepee poopoo protein

I heard they were taking that off the market because the fda banned some of the ingredients.