the rain aint real.

you ever been rained on? thats what i thought.

yea i been rained on

only white men been rained on

by yo mama

at least.. claimed to be.

see i dont truss the white man no sir

the invention of the malcolm x wannabe is one of the best things about America unironically

we wouldn't have arguably one of the funniest Mr Show sketches of all time without it

the malcom x super hero one?

yeah

"be kind...re...*wind*"

re...wind? but who controls the wind?

how is wind real....

thankful 4 da wind.... 🙇‍♂️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i69XpD9tYcw

da wind

as in da braap

no blue arms

no need

is that chrischan's stand

>C R A Y O L A
F U C K I N G
M O D E L
M A G I C

and acryllic paint

ANNACRILLIG PAIN

if i wannadamayga cheap peesa crap like dat i'd goda walmard and buy FIVE HUNDID SHEETS FOR FIFTEEN DOLLARS

u damn mocking bastard

gregg mays klycash

da pickle man trigged me agayun

you damn dirty...mocking...pickle suited.....*nigger*

lol

something i forgot about until recently was when he was talking to kasey

he told her in an email or something

that any time she brought up him shitting his pants during a chat he would shit his pants on the spot

which he called "romantic" and "a psychic link"

lmfao

that and the time where he thought clyde cash was going to come to his house and kill him and he shit the bed

in fear

nnnnnnnnggggggg strangle dat clyde cat

then covered it with a stuffed bear, put sunglasses on it and hoped it would trick clyde

and then within like 10 minutes of this