Message from @Vermeer

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2020-04-22 01:31:07 UTC  

Pls don't make me fedpost

2020-04-22 01:32:52 UTC  

POOP FED

2020-04-22 01:46:04 UTC  

Whose this French cliche

2020-04-22 02:03:35 UTC  

how come the human body needs turkey pan drippings to function like that

2020-04-22 02:05:17 UTC  

Human body is fucking weird and the shit you can remove from it and have it keep working is weirder

2020-04-22 02:06:05 UTC  

I used to do that plasma donation shit and the sheer amount that would come out i was always like how is this even possible

2020-04-22 02:08:40 UTC  

human body is the world's most expensive and gay computer

2020-04-22 02:09:15 UTC  

if it has electricity in it why tf do we have to run it off mushed up animals and shit

2020-04-22 02:15:31 UTC  

Good point

2020-04-22 02:15:46 UTC  

i'm gay

2020-04-22 02:15:55 UTC  

Every time i try recharging i just get heart arrhythmia

2020-04-22 02:16:50 UTC  

Gay AND immune to weiner?

2020-04-22 02:17:27 UTC  

haha

2020-04-22 02:17:29 UTC  

the whole package!

2020-04-22 02:17:42 UTC  

I'm gay firsly, secondly, no weiner can ever come clos to me, so I am aids proof

2020-04-22 02:18:38 UTC  

Can't get aids and don't have to deal with women, I'm not seeing a downside

2020-04-22 02:19:54 UTC  

exactly my friend

2020-04-22 02:20:44 UTC  

well there is one downside and that my weiner floats outside my body

2020-04-22 02:21:15 UTC  

there is a force field around my body and my dink just float around, it's supposed to be attatched to my body but it just hangs out on the outside of my clothes

2020-04-22 02:21:29 UTC  

Like an electron

2020-04-22 02:21:32 UTC  

yeah

2020-04-22 02:21:38 UTC  

exactly like an electron

2020-04-22 02:21:44 UTC  

so

2020-04-22 02:22:04 UTC  

also I pee from a hole in my mid torso but that's a different subject altogether

2020-04-22 02:22:28 UTC  

I love that song dude

2020-04-22 02:29:00 UTC  

lmao

2020-04-22 02:29:02 UTC  

the dick gate

2020-04-22 02:29:04 UTC  

LmO

2020-04-22 02:29:19 UTC  
2020-04-22 02:29:36 UTC  
2020-04-22 02:30:03 UTC  

well.........we're waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2020-04-22 02:30:06 UTC  

Im lonely

2020-04-22 02:30:14 UTC  

oh

2020-04-22 02:30:16 UTC  

sorry to hear that

2020-04-22 02:30:28 UTC  

Make it up to me? 🥴

2020-04-22 02:30:31 UTC  

wtf

2020-04-22 02:30:41 UTC  

Haha

2020-04-22 02:30:56 UTC  

why am I still alive