**mofo**: Short for mother fucker. A person who thinks they are the shit, dressed down with [sagging pants], a high need for a belt, too much gold to make the national [reserve] jealous, and an attitude that stems from not having parents who knew how to [refrain] from the use of crack cocaine.
*"Hey [Dave], [look at that] [putz]...man what a mofo."*
*(<http://mofo.urbanup.com/49774>)* *9 more results*

you tellin me you wouldn't snuggle that

Raping another dude is hay

ASStolfo

-df mofa

**mofa**: The female equivalent of [mofo], short for 'motherfucker'. Based on the Spanish language, where masculine nouns ending in [-o] become feminine by replacing the -o with [-a].
*[Gimme] [back] my [lip gloss], mofa.*
*(<http://mofa.urbanup.com/2769653>)* *5 more results*

Felix+Rem=best boy

r/ASStolfo

the best reddit indeed

Astolfo is best girl

@rory I’m not gay, ur dad is

when you tell your friend astolfo is a dude

and they become even more erect

Astolfo isn’t a dude

He’s just a chick

Wit a dic

with a dick

yeah bro

a dude in other words

nahw

Motherfucker

remember

Yes

traps are girls in my eyes

Motherfucker

no chicks with dicks only men with tits

Ted quote

I love that

Both are pretty gay

nope

Yes

the gayness

ur pretty gay

Is rising

remember guys

4 boys

pretty quick

shrodingers dong

Says the anime boy

stresbal

you want a part of the gay pie