FROM THIS LAMP

THING

I NEVER USE

ITS 3:30AM

Bzzzzzzzzz

http://prntscr.com/r4s3zy

WTF

🐝

shit my wifi

NO

lag

I was confused

Just kinda said my dick

oh my god

Really confusing

this lamp

help

me

its gonna allahu akbar

wait i think i turned it off

what the hell

its probably the ghost of an angry ancestor coming back to haunt you

The jews are in spain

why the fuck does it have an audio system

cause the chinese are bugging you

fuck i need to throw this shit out

trying to see which camp they gonna send you to

labor camp, or death camp

Watch out

death

either way, you're not going to be a happy camper

probably

😭

you're gonna mine batteries in the tibet province

no im not

😡

Mmmmm

maybe i can satisfy them w my dick instead

😎

they'll give you viagra just so you can dig with your dick

no viagra