if she says no

shes just jealous

of ur supreme genetics

Ok I'll keep going

GG @troids, you just advanced to level 6!

bro ive heard you have to wear a fedora ans trench coat too

yes

grow a pubestache

How to compliment women: "Your hips look excellent for childrearing" "Looks like someone would give me healthy sons ;)"

Preisthood is restored to the earth

bro life is just one giant shitpost now bro

beards are pretty sexy

if u do it right

And through repentance and faith you can be forgive and change

bro beards are for weak china

chins

Im beardlet rn

modern beards are SOY

will prob get one this year

they're for mega chads last time i looked in the mirror

cause turned 19

Hi

weird name

gotta shave everyday or it looks cancerbad

weird profile

Hey you heretic

no trust

depends on how u do the beard

bro idk bro beards are kinda gay unless you are VARG

if u grow a long karl marx

dr. seuss one

then maybe its time to throw the damn thing away

@patrik soviet commies go in blenders my friend

I need beard

cause will make my yell in the gym

After that the fascists

20% more effective

bro how do you get FIT

well at least im going second

I think the fascists put the communists in blenders while you watch in awe

can i have a coutesy pass from the blender?