it was pixelated

and the tits were pixelated

My mom watching me shake that Wii remote

instead lil old 7 year old me got ahold of the internet.

and OH BOY

the internet

Son put the Wii remote down...

I think the worst thing I ever snuck around with when I was a kid

our cable tv had an adult channel

it was playboy

apparently full nudity is fine on tv

or it was back then

this was like.... 2004

i've always been a pervert honestly

I hit puberty alot earlier than most of the other people in school

Oh

Well on ondemand there was a porno I accidentally watched

I was just bored and looking for a movie then I just saw two black people having sex and I started screaming and closing my eyes

lol

Totally don’t turn the channel off just scream and cover my pure peepers

see

i've never been innocent

LITERALLY never

not due ot bad circumstances

I always wanted a girlfriend

not even trauma

And I was like

just

...

Creepy about it

my mind could go alot of places

I used to have these out of body dreams

like i'd think I was waking up for the morning

I used to see dark figures

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but i'd look down my body would still be asleep there

and these were often

That isn’t bad tho

usually they were just cool and I could control them

then the last one