Beef is alright really

Chicken and pork really isn't

At angle i look snorlax

eh still

good idea to drink some alcohol after that

Even pork is to an extent

But go ahead and drink

Just don't become like what my dad used to be

I drink maybe once every few months man

if there is one thing my parents always told me

"go ahead and drink, but dont become a drunkard"

plus it takes about half a bottle of vodka to get me drunk

||yeah the reason I said that is because he shid himself in the tub before||

oh

yea

i've seen that

that happens pretty often when people are drunk

they dont control their bowels

He is dry though now

For a while

and suddenly they shit their selves

thats about how much ive drank tonight

so not to much

a few shots worth

just enough to buzz me a bit

I butp

So found some bitch who was going through the streets shouting "Corona" in her car and coughing. Was more than 10ft away from her car.

lmao not sure if funny or worrying

It is worrying in that some people are like that.

If I see her again, I'll likely take a photo of her license plate.

Then call up and report her.

She can have a fun time explaining to cops/CDC why she thinks it's funny. 😛

-df cocky

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what

I’m not cocky

This fucking bitch called me cocky

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