Message from @Mafia creepers

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2020-03-31 11:04:44 UTC  

**tiny dick**: A [small penis] ([durr], whatd u [expect]?)
*[bill gates] has a tiny dick*
*(<http://tiny-dick.urbanup.com/2796033>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:05:07 UTC  

-df dagger dick

2020-03-31 11:05:08 UTC  

-df noodle dick

2020-03-31 11:05:11 UTC  

definition should say "jayden"

2020-03-31 11:05:17 UTC  

-df dagger dick

2020-03-31 11:05:17 UTC  

**Dagger Dick**: [Dagger dick] is a word used to describe a long, yet [somewhat] [skinny penis].
*Person 1: yo, you see that [interview] with [Xxxtentacion]?
Person 2: yeah, bro said he got a [dagger dick]*
*(<http://dagger-dick.urbanup.com/12567645>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:05:48 UTC  

-df mushroom dick

2020-03-31 11:05:48 UTC  

**Mushroom dick**: A smaller then [average penis] (but not freakishly small) with a large [mushroom] or [toadstool] shaped head.
*[Donald J Trump] has a [mushroom dick]!*
*(<http://mushroom-dick.urbanup.com/13204635>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:05:57 UTC  

-df hulk dick

2020-03-31 11:05:58 UTC  

**HULK DICK**: Hulk dicks orgin comes after many years of [steriods] to the dick to the point where it turned into another throbbing min brain attacted to his body. When [hulk dick] gets mad he using [dick smash] also [HULK DICK] SMASH
*[AJ] made HULK DICK MAD so he slapped him with his mighty [HUCK] [DICK SMASH]!!!!*
*(<http://hulk-dick.urbanup.com/6038039>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:05:59 UTC  

-df ball sack

2020-03-31 11:06:00 UTC  

**ball sack**: hairy, [hangy]; unusual, disfigured [sack that] hangs [precariously] from a male penis. usually accumulate sweat and the smell of human feces.
*i [licked] [a ball] sack. then i [barfed].*
*(<http://ball-sack.urbanup.com/535794>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:06:20 UTC  

kek

2020-03-31 11:06:38 UTC  

-df pussy

2020-03-31 11:06:38 UTC  

**Pussy**: Something men [babies] spend 9 months getting out of - and the [rest] of their lives trying to [get back] into ...
*I [gotsta] [get me] [inta] some PUSSY !!!*
*(<http://pussy.urbanup.com/7845184>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:06:42 UTC  

-df darvey

2020-03-31 11:06:42 UTC  

2020-03-31 11:06:42 UTC  

**Darvey**: 1. Pairing name for [Donna] [Paulsen] and [Harvey Specter] from the TV show 'Suits'
2. Person who wishes to see Donna Paulsen and Harvey Specter involved in a romantic relationship.
*Alex: "I dream to see a Darvey baby in Season 4."
Aaron: "Keep dreaming."

Mike: "Why are you hailing the can [opener]?"
[Bertha]: "Because that's what Harvey and [Donna] use in their pre-trial rituals!"
Mike: "You're such a Darvey!*
*(<http://darvey.urbanup.com/7145855>)*

2020-03-31 11:06:53 UTC  

shush its an old username

2020-03-31 11:07:05 UTC  

darvey is very niggardly

2020-03-31 11:07:08 UTC  

-df my dick

2020-03-31 11:07:08 UTC  

**My Dick**: [The reason] most of [those bitches] are [on Maury] in the first place.
*[Damn right] [you are not the father]! But [go ahead and] take care of it, because my dick has places to be.*
*(<http://my-dick.urbanup.com/4980985>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:07:09 UTC  

-df Kory

2020-03-31 11:07:09 UTC  

**Kory**: Korys are the [nicest] guys you will ever meet they are not like any other guys they are extremely charming and very loyal they are also very handsome even though they might not think so themselves they often have a great [sense of humour] and are often very tall they are all around the best boyfriend you could ask for they truly are [the love] of your life.
*Your [dating] [kory]!? Wow your so [lucky]*
*(<http://kory.urbanup.com/13728112>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:07:11 UTC  

-df niggardly

2020-03-31 11:07:11 UTC  

**niggardly**: [word that] will [get u] [fired]...even though it doesn't mean anything offensive
*I said niggardly and then i had to [apologize]...because my boss doesn't have a strong [grasp] of [the english language]*
*(<http://niggardly.urbanup.com/1220646>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:07:17 UTC  

no

2020-03-31 11:07:21 UTC  

omg

2020-03-31 11:07:23 UTC  

its a real word

2020-03-31 11:07:26 UTC  

yes

2020-03-31 11:07:26 UTC  

it means frugal

2020-03-31 11:07:32 UTC  

it means stingy

2020-03-31 11:07:43 UTC  

or parsimonious

2020-03-31 11:07:44 UTC  

-df worser

2020-03-31 11:07:44 UTC  

**worser**: [Worser] then [worse]
*[The bitch] was worser then [the other] [one]*
*(<http://worser.urbanup.com/287474>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:07:47 UTC  

-df puberty

2020-03-31 11:07:48 UTC  

**Puberty**: [That moment when] you put down all your [Pokemon cards] and realise there's [titties out] there
*KEVIN: Did you hear? Ben just hit [puberty].!

ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his [Pokemon] [collection] for years.*
*(<http://puberty.urbanup.com/7814695>)* *9 more results*

2020-03-31 11:07:53 UTC  

It’s actually a word

2020-03-31 11:07:57 UTC  

yea

2020-03-31 11:07:59 UTC  

ye

2020-03-31 11:08:04 UTC  

how old are you @Mafia creepers