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2020-04-02 04:13:47 UTC  

damn

2020-04-02 04:13:56 UTC  

-df afrikaan

2020-04-02 04:13:56 UTC  

**Afrikaan**: Afrikaan- A [mixture] of all [African] [languages].
*[Ek] had no idea [Siya] [hamba] : I had no idea we Leaving, Afrikaan a mixture of all African languages.*
*(<http://afrikaan.urbanup.com/13415203>)* *9 more results*

2020-04-02 04:14:05 UTC  

-df afrikaan sex

2020-04-02 04:14:05 UTC  

**Afrikaans**: A Western Germanic language that developed in South Africa as a semi-creolised form of Dutch after Dutch [colonists] settled at [the Cape] of Good Hope in the 17th Century. It is spoken by over 6 million people as a first language and by a further 6 million as a second language.

[The language's] name Afrikaans simply means "African" and features a highly regularised, simplified grammar (there are fewer than 5 irregular verbs in the language), double negation (as in French) and pronounciation that is softer and less [guttural] than modern Dutch. Like English, it has only one gender for nouns (as opposed to two in Dutch).

Afrikaans and Dutch remain mutually intelligible and although the majority of its vocabulary derives from 17th Century Dutch, it has incorporated many words from indigenous and aboriginal Southern African languages (especially KhoiSan, [Xhosa] and Zulu), as well as Malaysian, French and German, reflecting the phenomenon of South Africa as a [melting pot] of cultures.

Cut off from Europe, the fledgeling language rapidly evolved unique features. There is strong evidence to suggest that proto-Afrikaans developed as a creole form of Dutch among slaves and servants; indeed, it was known (disparigingly) as "Kitchen Dutch" or "Kombuistaal" (Kitchen Language).

By the 19th Century Afrikaans had developed into a separate language and in the 1920s was formally recognised as an official language (co-equal in status with English) of the Union of South Africa.

As the preferred language of the [Apartheid] state, the language has been stigmatised in the past as the vehicle of an oppressive regime, most infamously as the cause of the 1976 [Soweto] Uprising, where several youths died protesting Afrikaans being enforced as the language of instruction in schools (as opposed to English). Today, however, the language has been largely depoliticised and proudly spoken by [South Africans] of all backgrounds.

2020-04-02 04:14:05 UTC  

Afrikaans has greatly influenced South African English and has contributed several words to modern [international English] - most famously perhaps "trek" (as in epic journey, as in Star Trek) and "[veld]" for grassland/savannah.

Following the advent of democracy in 1994, Afrikaans retained its official status along with 10 other languages.
*My hand is in warm water - this sentence could be in either [English] or Afrikaans, means exactly the same and simply [differs] in [pronounciation].*
*(<http://afrikaans.urbanup.com/4221087>)* *9 more results*

2020-04-02 04:14:06 UTC  

-df pomp

2020-04-02 04:14:06 UTC  

**Pomp**: An [Afrikaans] [term] for [sex]
*I [pomped] [that chick] after [the party] last night*
*(<http://pomp.urbanup.com/13779280>)* *9 more results*

2020-04-02 04:14:08 UTC  

kekekekek

2020-04-02 04:14:15 UTC  

@AngloAmericanGod can you stop being a penis

2020-04-02 04:14:15 UTC  

Kek

2020-04-02 04:14:18 UTC  

Thank you

2020-04-02 04:14:24 UTC  

-df penis

2020-04-02 04:14:24 UTC  

**penis**: Something to [look up] on [Urban Dictionary] when you have [nothing better to do]...
*[I'm bored] so I'm going to [look up] penis on [urban dictionary]*
*(<http://penis.urbanup.com/6270357>)* *9 more results*

2020-04-02 04:14:31 UTC  

Use bot commands

2020-04-02 04:14:32 UTC  

Ever since you saw my penis you've been acting like one

2020-04-02 04:14:34 UTC  

Chat

2020-04-02 04:14:41 UTC  

yeah bro i didnt ask

2020-04-02 04:14:44 UTC  

to see ur dick

2020-04-02 04:14:51 UTC  

Yes you did wtf

2020-04-02 04:14:54 UTC  

Mods check the logs

2020-04-02 04:14:58 UTC  

u know what i meant

2020-04-02 04:15:00 UTC  

Ok

2020-04-02 04:15:10 UTC  

You meant that you needed to see my cock

2020-04-02 04:15:14 UTC  

No

2020-04-02 04:15:17 UTC  

Then you said it was fat

2020-04-02 04:15:26 UTC  

as a joke

2020-04-02 04:15:34 UTC  

what even is this

2020-04-02 04:15:38 UTC  

why am i doing this

2020-04-02 04:15:42 UTC  

this is gay

2020-04-02 04:15:57 UTC  

I started to erect now I cant stop thinking of me hugging u with my cock in ur ass and ur butt touching my pubes

2020-04-02 04:15:58 UTC  

kek

2020-04-02 04:16:04 UTC  

jeez

2020-04-02 04:16:05 UTC  

stop

2020-04-02 04:16:06 UTC  

stop

2020-04-02 04:16:07 UTC  

enough

2020-04-02 04:16:47 UTC  

Imagine not shaving your pubes like bro I need those extra inches

2020-04-02 04:16:56 UTC  

rofl

2020-04-02 04:16:56 UTC  

Idk about you

2020-04-02 04:17:02 UTC  

Lol

2020-04-02 04:17:17 UTC  

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