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-df afrikaan
**Afrikaan**: Afrikaan- A [mixture] of all [African] [languages].
*[Ek] had no idea [Siya] [hamba] : I had no idea we Leaving, Afrikaan a mixture of all African languages.*
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-df afrikaan sex
**Afrikaans**: A Western Germanic language that developed in South Africa as a semi-creolised form of Dutch after Dutch [colonists] settled at [the Cape] of Good Hope in the 17th Century. It is spoken by over 6 million people as a first language and by a further 6 million as a second language.
[The language's] name Afrikaans simply means "African" and features a highly regularised, simplified grammar (there are fewer than 5 irregular verbs in the language), double negation (as in French) and pronounciation that is softer and less [guttural] than modern Dutch. Like English, it has only one gender for nouns (as opposed to two in Dutch).
Afrikaans and Dutch remain mutually intelligible and although the majority of its vocabulary derives from 17th Century Dutch, it has incorporated many words from indigenous and aboriginal Southern African languages (especially KhoiSan, [Xhosa] and Zulu), as well as Malaysian, French and German, reflecting the phenomenon of South Africa as a [melting pot] of cultures.
Cut off from Europe, the fledgeling language rapidly evolved unique features. There is strong evidence to suggest that proto-Afrikaans developed as a creole form of Dutch among slaves and servants; indeed, it was known (disparigingly) as "Kitchen Dutch" or "Kombuistaal" (Kitchen Language).
By the 19th Century Afrikaans had developed into a separate language and in the 1920s was formally recognised as an official language (co-equal in status with English) of the Union of South Africa.
As the preferred language of the [Apartheid] state, the language has been stigmatised in the past as the vehicle of an oppressive regime, most infamously as the cause of the 1976 [Soweto] Uprising, where several youths died protesting Afrikaans being enforced as the language of instruction in schools (as opposed to English). Today, however, the language has been largely depoliticised and proudly spoken by [South Africans] of all backgrounds.
Afrikaans has greatly influenced South African English and has contributed several words to modern [international English] - most famously perhaps "trek" (as in epic journey, as in Star Trek) and "[veld]" for grassland/savannah.
Following the advent of democracy in 1994, Afrikaans retained its official status along with 10 other languages.
*My hand is in warm water - this sentence could be in either [English] or Afrikaans, means exactly the same and simply [differs] in [pronounciation].*
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-df pomp
**Pomp**: An [Afrikaans] [term] for [sex]
*I [pomped] [that chick] after [the party] last night*
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kekekekek
@AngloAmericanGod can you stop being a penis
Kek
Thank you
-df penis
**penis**: Something to [look up] on [Urban Dictionary] when you have [nothing better to do]...
*[I'm bored] so I'm going to [look up] penis on [urban dictionary]*
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Use bot commands
Ever since you saw my penis you've been acting like one
Chat
yeah bro i didnt ask
to see ur dick
Yes you did wtf
Mods check the logs
Ok
You meant that you needed to see my cock
No
Then you said it was fat
as a joke
what even is this
why am i doing this
this is gay
I started to erect now I cant stop thinking of me hugging u with my cock in ur ass and ur butt touching my pubes
kek
jeez
stop
stop
enough
Imagine not shaving your pubes like bro I need those extra inches
rofl
Idk about you
Lol
I go to the hair salon to cut my pubes