I can cure covid

-df peppermint swirl

**peppermint swirl**: when a woman is on top during her period then decides [to drop] the semen/blood mix into her [partner's] [bellybutton]. no outties.
*[the only] time i don't [gag] when it comes to c-u-m is when i'm givin the [ole] peppermint swirl*
*(<http://peppermint-swirl.urbanup.com/5853446>)* *9 more results*

-df alaskan pipeline

**alaskan pipeline**: n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber [overnight], then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of [Iowa] by Brian and [Andy] S. in 2001.
*[Andy]: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will [spank] us!"

Andy: "Aww [shucks] Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."*
*(<http://alaskan-pipeline.urbanup.com/781008>)* *9 more results*

kaneki, 28$ or no toe n pussay pics

My holy cum if you drink it u can cure covid

holy shit

-df alabama hotpocket

peppermint swirl sounds hot

**alabama hotpocket**: [shitting] in a girls [pussy] and using it as [lube]
*Yea me and [jessica] [got it] on with an [Alabama hotpocket].*
*(<http://alabama-hotpocket.urbanup.com/1819721>)* *9 more results*

LOL

too bad i won't have covid

But I won't give it for free I need sex

>alabama hotpocket

da fuck

lmao

rn

@on jah lets make an alabama hotpocket

Shit up cousin fucker

meetups to fuck at 150 dollars, i don't think you can afford

lets all make an abalama hotpocket in this ladies worn out puss

fuckin hoe

SPIT ON U

200 to stay the night

PTUH

i just realized

im a dick

@AETA come over

no you're just a kid

no

im an adult

Don't worry, that means you are a big dick

anglo is 12

He is a millennial

only for an alabama hotpocket

Therefore

damn straight

confirmed

then you're just

Big peenus