But why

Whats the benifit

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being smaller

Lighter

is the benifet

Being small is restrictive

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also for 10k i can have my lowest ribs removed

Decidedly a hamper and not a boon

Moog you wont be able to ride roller coasters with me at your new tiny height

Man shit

You just made me remember

Is that what you really want?

He can also suck his own dick if he removes the lowest ribs

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it wouldn't make me shorter aaaaaaaaa

That i could never ride anything in theme parks

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I remember my dad stuffing napkins in my shoes so i could ride the jurassic park ride

Totally worth it

I vividly remember queueing for an attraction for an entire hour

And then getting denied because of my height

And i started crying

>heightlets

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Now i am tall

I was tall for my age when i was 11

But light

And had puberty work Its magic

I want to float

Be weightless

You are already floating pete

You're on the danube hallucinating

Remember?

i was always the youngest in my grade

Its not about the image in the mirror. Its about the number on the scale

then i grew tall

and ive never been OKAY since

Mabye i should just døgne