Deal

I want to have my legs shattered and stretched out 7 more cm

What pete said but unironically

Ive only heard terrible things about the surgery

i want to spend 15k usd on risky shoulder surgery that will make them an inch smaller but i might never have a full range of motion again

Just drink lots of soda to reduce bone density

Why tho @mooooooggg

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i want to be smaller

Yeah i get that

But why

Whats the benifit

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being smaller

Lighter

is the benifet

Being small is restrictive

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also for 10k i can have my lowest ribs removed

Decidedly a hamper and not a boon

Moog you wont be able to ride roller coasters with me at your new tiny height

Man shit

You just made me remember

Is that what you really want?

He can also suck his own dick if he removes the lowest ribs

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it wouldn't make me shorter aaaaaaaaa

That i could never ride anything in theme parks

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I remember my dad stuffing napkins in my shoes so i could ride the jurassic park ride

Totally worth it

I vividly remember queueing for an attraction for an entire hour

And then getting denied because of my height

And i started crying

>heightlets

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Now i am tall

I was tall for my age when i was 11

But light

And had puberty work Its magic