I would make as many children as possible until her oldest daughter becomes fertile

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And then continue the process with her

If one dies in childbirth i move to the next

If one has a miscarriage i will execute her

If there are no fertile ones left and I would have to go back i will start a period of abstinence

Is uber actually josef fritzl

The boys are weighed on birth and sent to either church schools or the military

Having them around would mean rivals

Yes.

So uhm im at work now

And turns out

I forgot my vape

No nicotine for 8 hours let's go

Might as well quit

Inb4 you start begging your coworkers for xigs in 5 hours flat

@lemion Stop Smoking Stop Drinking

I may be a pathetic loser cunt

@ysiel

I may be a pathetic loser cunt

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig Stop Smoking Stop Drinking Stop Watching Porn

Is it OK if i keep doing one of those

I dont drink
I don't cuss
I just wanna sit in the fron of the bus

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig

I may be a pathetic loser cunt

I read that the first time

Now laugh

No

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@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig no

Why not

How am I supposed to masturbate

what

Without porn

people can masturbate without porn

if they arent addicted

you are ruining your dick

even better just dont masturbate at all

My dick is ruined by the intensity of my grip not pornography

its ruined by both