you stoopid king

now you shall hang you vile dictator

But the other food is for me and me only

:amg

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that's not what the people believes

_Hang the king! Hang the king!_

and the people is always right

I can hear the footsteps...the ground beneath me is shacking...

I hear the thuds and the clangs of their pitchforks

now face the consequences of your greed

you always treated me like a slave king

It's over for me...and my empire...of grains

this is what you deserve

you shall be fed gluten

Royal baker I...

until your head explodes

I always loved you...

I just wanted you to spend more time with me...

In the royal bakery...

Alas now I must die

king...

that's fucking gay

Goodbye cruel world

goodbye

_the people rush into the throne room and massacre and butcher the king before hanging his mangled body upside down_

and now rejoice

starved populace

for the king is dead

no more hunts for those who eat gluten enriched food

no more vile schemes

only freedom

and peace from now on

"Is that the royal baker?"
"The king's gay lover?"
"The one who wouldn't just fucking bake more for us?"
"Yeah it's him!"
"Go get him!!!"

wtf no stay away from me

i'm not gay you retards

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thanks dave

that was fucking autistic

i think i lost at the very least 10 points of iq

One of the highest quality convos in domek in the past months