Message from @Swiss Dave
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*jumps outside*
Betrayed...by my royal baker...jumping from the window at the 4th floor...
AH FUCK MY LEG AHHH
Well deserved...
I shall now await my cruel fate, alone, in my throne room
they are going to skin me alive dave
I can hear the chants... _hang the king! Hang the king!_
i can't run away
not with this broken leg
You chose this for yourself!
All you had to do was bake more
liar
what you had to do was give them access to more food
not just bread
you stoopid king
now you shall hang you vile dictator
But the other food is for me and me only
:amg
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that's not what the people believes
and the people is always right
I can hear the footsteps...the ground beneath me is shacking...
I hear the thuds and the clangs of their pitchforks
now face the consequences of your greed
you always treated me like a slave king
It's over for me...and my empire...of grains
this is what you deserve
you shall be fed gluten
Royal baker I...
until your head explodes
I always loved you...
I just wanted you to spend more time with me...
In the royal bakery...
Alas now I must die
king...
that's fucking gay
Goodbye cruel world
goodbye
_the people rush into the throne room and massacre and butcher the king before hanging his mangled body upside down_
and now rejoice