He must be awesome...

no hes a fat slob whos obsessed with tanks

I want to be him

to be fair he is very cute so i understand

Barf so insecure she has to prey on fat nerds because they will never leave her

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Tfw i'm a fat nerd

But no chances for bar-tier gf

😩

Does she even look good?

Yes

rude gypsy

I bet she is bony and smell like escargot

It's only bants

u ever have escargot

if she posts photos of her

then at least her body is min 9/10

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Check <#395912030449827842> I posted the butt of this Romanian chick

sorry I think I prefer French chicks

my gf

Imagine being a legionnaire

Going through gaul

Village by village

Woman by woman

Ah those were the days

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head hurts huh

Not really but im retty sure im just still drunk

Beer?

Dumb longdrinks with sugar juice

Yuck

you need to straighten up

How 2 into straighten up

Salad

Eat raw salad with nothing on the side

Drink plenty of water

When you say salad

You mean just lettuce?

Yeah

Best vitamin and minerals replenisher