Tfw i'm a fat nerd

But no chances for bar-tier gf

😩

Does she even look good?

Yes

rude gypsy

I bet she is bony and smell like escargot

It's only bants

u ever have escargot

if she posts photos of her

then at least her body is min 9/10

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Check <#395912030449827842> I posted the butt of this Romanian chick

sorry I think I prefer French chicks

my gf

Imagine being a legionnaire

Going through gaul

Village by village

Woman by woman

Ah those were the days

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head hurts huh

Not really but im retty sure im just still drunk

Beer?

Dumb longdrinks with sugar juice

Yuck

you need to straighten up

How 2 into straighten up

Salad

Eat raw salad with nothing on the side

Drink plenty of water

When you say salad

You mean just lettuce?

Yeah

Best vitamin and minerals replenisher

Gets the metabolism working

x doubt

Sorry bro but lettuce is a waste of time id rather have some meat

Haha

Dumbass

Yes have red meat and fuck more your circulatory system