Guys what did the Muslim do when he couldn't drive his car?

He had to Mecca plan

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No Protestant ever fought them, not a single Protestant joined the Holy League

Hey don't hate me for being lutherian

I don't

Just hate Martin Luther

Who edited the Bible

He did come up with all this while on the shitter

Too bad he didn't shit himself to death

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I think he shat his brains out

Apparently he didn't have a brain

The damn revisionism on the bible is the biggest crime

Martin Luther AKA WWI was not the first time Germany fucked things up!

they cut and took whatever they wanted

Cut out entire books

Books Jesus even read from

He chose Jews as his spiritual authority

Well what we need to do is stop in fighting amongst our selves and start looking at the real threats

Well, to do this we have to clean EU from all the mess

meaning scrapping germanic GOVT and the power they hold in EU

like we are living under HRE

Won't find any lesbian bishops in Catholic or Orthodox

after that, using guillotine on macron and his followers

"Christ committed adultery first of all with the women at the well about whom St. John tells us. Was not everybody about Him saying: 'Whatever has He been doing with her?' Secondly, with Mary Magdalene, and thirdly with the women taken in adultery whom He dismissed so lightly. Thus even, Christ who was so righteous, must have been guilty of fornication before He died."

"If Moses should attempt to intimidate you with his stupid Ten Commandments, tell him right out - chase yourself to the Jews."

"If we allow them - the Commandments - any influence in our conscience, they become the cloak of all evil, heresies and blasphemies."

"Moses must ever be looked upon with suspicion, even as upon a heretic, excommunicated, damned, worse than the Pope and the devil."

"I will not have Moses with his Law, for he is the enemy of the Lord Christ."

"I have greater confidence in my wife and my pupils than I have in Christ."

"Not for a thousand years has God bestowed such great gifts on any bishop as He has on me."

"St. Augustine or St. Ambrosius cannot be compared with me."

"I confess that I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict the Scripture."

"St. James Epistle is really an epistle of straw, for it has nothing of the nature of the Gospel about it."

OOF

All quotes from Luther

wtf

Oh god

So thats where come the fricking heresy about Jesus with Maria

Yeah that was basically my reaction too

I was raised Protestant, may God forgive me

Jesus? Fucking someone? Oh my word what Luther thinking

Now I understand why Orthodox ex-communicate every year the protestants

"Moses must ever be looked upon with suspicion, even as upon a heretic, excommunicated, damned, worse than the Pope and the devil.

total kek

I just made a kek which makes more sense then that

Luther was not thinking. Many modern doctors believe he had severe mental illness.

It shows