Message from @TheKekscernist

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2018-08-25 03:47:17 UTC  

Answering the tough questions

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2018-08-25 04:01:36 UTC  

But you cant even really do that to a bear

2018-08-25 04:02:36 UTC  

Sure you can injure it greatly l, but to actually kill it would take so painstakingly long as to not be worth while.

2018-08-25 04:03:08 UTC  

Might as well chain it down over bamboo and have it grow through the fucker

2018-08-25 04:07:45 UTC  

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2018-08-25 04:08:01 UTC  

@Ehzek Have you ever tried?

2018-08-25 04:09:47 UTC  

Not personally but from reports Ive heard you could functionally put more rounds in it than people would logically have or carry that it isnt a reasonable scenario.

2018-08-25 04:11:36 UTC  

Its like asking if you could kill a person with just paintballs and they say yes if you tie them up invert them in a hole and keep shootig till they die from drowning in paint.

2018-08-25 04:13:27 UTC  

The amount of effort subverts the possibility as its just not likely to happen

2018-08-25 04:13:41 UTC  

I mean you could rupture the eyes 🤷🏼‍♂️

2018-08-25 04:13:54 UTC  

With paintballs on humans.

2018-08-25 04:14:55 UTC  

That wont kill unless they go into shock then dont receive help untill they succumb to disease

2018-08-25 04:15:26 UTC  

Its just such a domino effect that the cause of death isnt really related at all

2018-08-25 04:15:35 UTC  

Just shoot the eyeballs several times. Then you could do frozen ones lol

2018-08-25 04:15:54 UTC  

Haha yeah. I get what you’re saying though

2018-08-25 04:16:23 UTC  

Its like saying you could kill with a paint ball by making someone slip on it down stairs

2018-08-25 04:16:37 UTC  

Haha yeah

2018-08-25 04:22:06 UTC  

just keep shooting it in the dick

2018-08-25 04:23:40 UTC  

You would fair better taking all the ammo apart and making a giant claymore or bomb

2018-08-25 04:25:56 UTC  

but then several of the bullets would miss

2018-08-25 04:27:39 UTC  

just shoot the T-Rex in the dick from a safe vantage point then unroll a giant picture of a lady t-rex which will thereby cause massive uncompensated hemmorhage from the penile area BOOM dead t-rex

2018-08-25 04:30:31 UTC  

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2018-08-25 04:42:35 UTC  

Make it eat the claymore and none miss

2018-08-25 04:44:41 UTC  

make it hump the claymore
shredded pee pee
0% chance survival

2018-08-25 04:52:14 UTC  

Claymore suppository?

2018-08-25 05:00:24 UTC  

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2018-08-25 05:03:10 UTC  

You can kill a bear with a 9mm, just need some lucky shots

2018-08-25 05:07:47 UTC  

But it isnt reliable

2018-08-25 05:08:04 UTC  

The bear is more likely to kill you than you it

2018-08-25 05:09:03 UTC  

If it is a polar or large brown bear you could just use it on yourself and save the bear the trouble

2018-08-25 05:18:14 UTC  

It's not preferred but it can be done, with determination and keeping calm

2018-08-25 05:20:44 UTC  

Preferably you would be carrying ball and not jhp

2018-08-25 05:52:46 UTC  

JHP would almost be worthless. Im guessing the best way to do it would be like other animals with lung shots til they drown.

2018-08-25 15:24:00 UTC  

Same as people, you keep shooting til they drop, but you'd need FMJ for penetration, a bear's organs are about six inches deeper than a man

2018-08-25 22:54:05 UTC  

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2018-08-26 00:43:43 UTC  

The original shitposter

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2018-08-26 01:03:02 UTC  

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2018-08-26 01:19:40 UTC  

When things get weird

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2018-08-26 01:40:07 UTC  

God dammit

2018-08-26 02:00:48 UTC  

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