You mean a kunai or kama right?

Also cant have a beard it messes up facial recognition in Gundams

Nunchaku are for beating the shit out of the rice stalks I think

Some pilots in G Gundam had beards

And Galan Mossa

Idk

Wiki says its Okinawa martial arts weapon

I'm gonna tell 1st sgt, you think beards are unprofessional? Are you saying Robert E Lee was unprofessional???

Yes

All officers are

Thats why that cant be trusted with the american flag ever

Always enlisted

Same with guidon and other flags except for change of commands

http://civilwarsaga.com/famous-civil-war-soldiers/

Confederate units elected their company grade officers. Field grade were appointed by the state in some regiments, elected by the company grade officers in others

Union was similar until halfway through the war

And the government generally picked people with experience. Not like today's shitshow

Still cant be trusted with the flag

All those rules were made before the US was

Modern officers make up lies about facial hair

Hell they go back to Rome

British system was purchase of commissions

I meant relative to the flags

Rank was bought if there was a vacancy, promotion the same way

I meant relative to the officer corps

Still werent allowed to carry the colors

They did once

The lowest ranked officer, Ensign/Cornet/Subaltern was the standard bearer

Rarely someone with experience, and could be as young as 14

Beards weren't common then because of fashion

They're banned by the same bastard who obsesses over white vs green socks

And those rules are enforced by thrice-divorced first sgts and platoon sgts who believe the army is God and is always right no matter what

We cannot drink alcohol because it may offend the Afghan soldiers, who are drinking alcohol with the Euros

Standing in line for two hours will make you a better warrior

Sunday I kneel in front of the altar and make the sign of the cross. Monday, they kneel in front of the commander's desk and make the sign of the army. Which is to finger themselves in the ass

Cant drink alcohol because most drunks cause problems down range

How do you know if alcohol is banned?

Why doesn't every other coalition army have that problem?

Why don't the Chinese, Koreans, and Russians have that problem?

1st sergeant lied to you

The only thing even remotely realistic about Naruto was the Land of Iron. A Samurai military power was the only thing close to realism since feudal Japan had Samurai as the main force, and Ninjas were just for espionage, spying, and whatnot.