_Some_ people.

Since Joseph Smith is their American Jesus Christ.

They're iffy. I don't know anything about Jehovah's Witness except that they're a cult.

i thought it was that Jesus visited America, not that he was Jesus

and that uhhhh the Lost Tribes of Israel are the natives

I don't think anyone here is saying Catholics _aren't_, I'm just playing devil's advocate and saying it's not the oddest reclassification I've seen.

just watch that South Park episode on mormons

i could be wrong, idk much about Mormons lol

I have.

it's actually quite accurate lol

I know Utah is like the Mormon Stronghold

*Invading Utah*

careful, you'll anger Joshua Graham

I found a mormon discussing it when the episode came out. Basically they had no real complaints about the accuracy of the episode.

though Scientology is worse.

I think South Park used a different town name, and some other small detail.

Scientology is nuts

scientology isn't even comparable to Christianity

lol

just a ponzi scheme for rich people to buy more status in

I _swear_ Russia banned Scientology a year or two back.

don't they believe in like alien deities or something

HAIL THE MOTHERLAND.

Alright, it may be a lot more complicated than I thought, but it seemed that Russia just loves cracking down on them whenever it can.

Them and Jehovah's Witnesses, too.

Putin needs a gavel and robe to ban anything he wants.

I'm kidding by the way...

Agh, it's late. I'm tired and loopy. Y'all have a goodnight and whatnot.

Alright, you have a good night too. Promise us you won't start dreaming of ethnic cleansings.

No

I just believe in deporting people.

😉

_technically a cleansing_

But it's better than I thought, at least.

Maybe, but genocide *is* a little far.

Little is a severe understatement.

Eh.

I'm probably the most authoritarian prick on here anyway.

A friend and I were discussing the degeneracy of feminism and a quick and effective way to exterminate its existence.

Just brainwash all the women and men. Brainwash the women to becoming dutiful housewives, and the men to pick up their balls and reconnect them back to their gooch.