A senior citizen got 2 years probation for killing two home invaders, despite him warning them to fuck off or he'll shoot them.

And don't get me started on our hunting clubs.

Which are basically drunk morons with shotguns and rifles.

a lot of them are cops.

not the good kind of cops.

talking power abusive fucks.

Yeah eastern euro cops are crazy

From what I hear, in conscription countries you can actually be conscripted into the police force

It's gotten tamer over the years.

Russia and Slavmalia still have the crazy lot.

as in "give your last undies as bribe" type.

but don't get me wrong, there are bad ones beyond those two countries.

One uniform soiling dork threatened to kill me for mentioning the name of their now former chief.

I also got a fine for disrespecting an officer for that one.

You get a fine for disrespect? Wow

basically I hurt his wittle feefees

or something

maybe he noticed my thick and luxurious mane of hair, and got sad because he's a balding fuck

they applied the "insulting an officer" law

I've been called a piece of shit, bitch, asshole, bastard, motherfucker, I've even been called a nigga before, can't write a ticket for any of it

as they always do, since they learn from the brits

I had a dude from Romania do a ride along with me once, he said the most powerful weapon I had was the radar gun because over there they use it to extort a shitload of money

Really pisses me off, since my dad was a cop.

oh, that is absolutely true.

bribery for evading speeding tickets is rampant.

or at least used to, depends on the country.

another item of power abuse is the alcotester.

I don't know what they do to those things, but sometimes even if you're 100% sober, the meter shows otherwise.

We can't use the portable ones for any legal action, you can buy them at Walmart

That's interesting.

They use portable ones all the time

The big machine at the police station, that one sends you to jail, but I don't know of any way to force a false reading

not wallmart like, they have the "state approved" ones.

Probably it's calibrated wrong on purpose

or they don't follow the procedure right

here they have to open a fresh straw to blow into in front of you.

one or the other basically.

Yeah they should be in a sealed package

other news, Vienna's government refused to build a monument to Jan Sobieski III, the man who saved their shithole of a city

Welp, every country got some problems, Poland isn't perfect, but still a good country.

That dude was a badass hero