@CoffeeCake call in

Pretty sure i missed the boat on that.

worth a try

I don't even know what I'd talk about.

Gay frogs?

Lol funny story bout that... Got a 3 day Zucc for calling myself a faggot in a post from 2016. That's why I'm not on there today

oh shit the goyim said the forbidden word

shut it down

I'm literally a faggot and I can't even use the word smh lol

you on the left or right in your pfp?

who looks like they'd take a picture with who

take a wild guess 😂

I'm on the left

The other dude in the pic is my favorite hockey player, Jake DeBrusk

lmao

@BricksterJohn accurate af lol

i had my hopes up

I have like 5 embarrassing stories involving him lmao

woah

uhh

Wait... Only 4 of them are embarrassing lol

what you do to him lmao

Tl;dr versions:

#1, Got lost with him going to a fundraiser once

#2, Got into a massive bidding war over an autographed photo of him at same dinner... While he watched and laughed

#3, Got teased multiple times in multiple places about supposedly having a crush on him

#4, worst one, literally cried in his arms after the team got eliminated from the playoffs. Turned out to be his last game for the team I watch too.

The non-embarrassing one is the one time we both ended up at the same church before a road game.

not trying to be mean

but did you turn gay because of him?

Hahahaha nah. Didn't have a crush on him actually.

he looks good

But all the fans joked about it

i'd have one if i was gay lmao

He's adorable, but he's straight. Lol

understandible

Met his gf once. She laughed and hugged me when I met her lol

she good as him?

She was pretty cute. Nice people tho.

She told me that Jake had told her about me though. That part was awkward xD

damn, you are pretty tight with him

Jeez Ben, you a stalker

It wasn't like that lmao

He was my fave player that year, and I was his favorite fan

what do you think he thinks about you?

This was 2 years ago, when he was in the AHL. He's a Boston Bruin now, so he's probably forgotten about me

But he's wicked nice people

And to think we trusted this man. Thank God one brave news outlet is willing to bravely tell the truth