Message from @Ehzek

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2018-05-29 04:02:41 UTC  

If your family were Marines you might want to go marines.

2018-05-29 04:04:32 UTC  

They don't have enough crayons to make it

2018-05-29 04:04:57 UTC  

Idk Marines are just too barebones

2018-05-29 04:05:30 UTC  

That and promotions are ass slow

2018-05-29 04:06:03 UTC  

Army is gaurenteed E4 and sometimes even automatic E5

2018-05-29 04:07:08 UTC  

Heck the better equiment alone is reason enough to got Army or Navy

2018-05-29 04:07:13 UTC  

Are you an Army Recruiter?

2018-05-29 04:07:38 UTC  

Nah

2018-05-29 04:08:09 UTC  

Its just going Marines is 100% pride

2018-05-29 04:08:43 UTC  

And the other problem is that they took the best marine alive and make him the fucking SECWAR OUS , sounds detrimental to the force

2018-05-29 04:08:48 UTC  

They also normally are the only ones that waiver asvab

2018-05-29 04:09:17 UTC  

Hence the crayon jokes

2018-05-29 04:09:31 UTC  

I didnt hear about that

2018-05-29 04:11:19 UTC  

Are you a civ?

2018-05-29 04:12:45 UTC  

why not go for national guard

2018-05-29 04:12:59 UTC  

Army Vet

2018-05-29 04:13:14 UTC  

Kinda want to go back in

2018-05-29 04:13:24 UTC  

Been looking at other branches

2018-05-29 04:13:47 UTC  

Cool Navy jobs have so much swimming though

2018-05-29 04:15:04 UTC  

Do you ever recieve your $10,000 enlistment bonus and your own Camaro?

2018-05-29 04:15:15 UTC  

Lol no

2018-05-29 04:15:19 UTC  

You can always drown

2018-05-29 04:15:25 UTC  

It does happen though

2018-05-29 04:15:41 UTC  

There was a guy who got 40k for infantry

2018-05-29 04:16:00 UTC  

Some areas have all the fucking luck

2018-05-29 04:16:10 UTC  

"Come here Army boy" - Seaman

2018-05-29 04:16:46 UTC  

"Miss me with that gay shit." -Soldier

2018-05-29 04:19:13 UTC  

But that rescue swimmer job looks amazing

2018-05-29 04:19:35 UTC  

Probably just going intel though

2018-05-29 04:19:48 UTC  

Not gonna be a option , sweet cheeks

2018-05-29 04:20:18 UTC  

Then I'll leave and come back when they are

2018-05-29 04:20:51 UTC  

But as a law Cryptoligical Linguist is always an option

2018-05-29 04:21:08 UTC  

**ALWAYS**

2018-05-29 04:26:43 UTC  

Army, because even the Marines need someone to mop up the mess they leave behind

2018-05-29 04:33:31 UTC  

Well I mean Army did D Day when amphibious assaults are a marine thing.

2018-05-29 04:33:55 UTC  

If you want it done right the first time send the Army I guess.

2018-05-29 04:39:40 UTC  

Taking a minute. Guess youre just trolling then

2018-05-29 04:39:50 UTC  

Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, Okinawa, Peluelu. If you want done with style send the Marines, sure you can always call Patton but when a marine gets aggressive, they promote him not take his command

2018-05-29 04:40:31 UTC  

Patton bitch slapped someone with ptsd

2018-05-29 04:40:56 UTC  

He didnt charge a machinegun nest with 2 hands and his dick

2018-05-29 04:41:14 UTC  

There is a distinct difference.