If your family were Marines you might want to go marines.

They don't have enough crayons to make it

Idk Marines are just too barebones

That and promotions are ass slow

Army is gaurenteed E4 and sometimes even automatic E5

Heck the better equiment alone is reason enough to got Army or Navy

Are you an Army Recruiter?

Nah

Its just going Marines is 100% pride

And the other problem is that they took the best marine alive and make him the fucking SECWAR OUS , sounds detrimental to the force

They also normally are the only ones that waiver asvab

Hence the crayon jokes

I didnt hear about that

Are you a civ?

why not go for national guard

Army Vet

Kinda want to go back in

Been looking at other branches

Cool Navy jobs have so much swimming though

Do you ever recieve your $10,000 enlistment bonus and your own Camaro?

Lol no

You can always drown

It does happen though

There was a guy who got 40k for infantry

Some areas have all the fucking luck

"Come here Army boy" - Seaman

"Miss me with that gay shit." -Soldier

But that rescue swimmer job looks amazing

Probably just going intel though

Not gonna be a option , sweet cheeks

Then I'll leave and come back when they are

But as a law Cryptoligical Linguist is always an option

**ALWAYS**

Army, because even the Marines need someone to mop up the mess they leave behind

Well I mean Army did D Day when amphibious assaults are a marine thing.

If you want it done right the first time send the Army I guess.

Taking a minute. Guess youre just trolling then

Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, Okinawa, Peluelu. If you want done with style send the Marines, sure you can always call Patton but when a marine gets aggressive, they promote him not take his command

Patton bitch slapped someone with ptsd

He didnt charge a machinegun nest with 2 hands and his dick

There is a distinct difference.