Great job Tom

Congrats on getting the page back tomorrow

Tom*

Tom is backkkkkk

Whenever someone uses an everyone tag, I'd better see hookers and whiskey
This being the internet, this cannot happen
Only cockteases use the everyone tag

^

People are shy to join VC

I'M AT WORK

Join it anyway pussy

^this tbh

I did

Twice

then I have big boy responsibilities after that. Family and shit

so step off deez nuts

fapping isnt a responsibility

dont lie now

> : (

Join voice chat

> : ^ ( added a nose for (((them)))

Cant

(((them))) = Voldemort???

because he had no nose, so he cant be part of (((them)))

/our old ladies/

this is facebook's definition of unusual

hold up again?!?

the bastards

Tom = Hate

lmao that's my pic

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