>soccer

Because Americans are here

fuck them

And they get confused

I dont fuck, I respect

their football doesn't even involve kicking a ball

should call it carryball

because that's all they do

listen here bud, when it comes to faggs and their pride parades they love to rub it in each year how they won their freedom to commit sodomy and they do it publicly

that kind of pride is sinful

where u have to put others down in order to feel it

how your cause is the morally superior one

I can only hope that muslims stamp them out before we deport them

Really feel like that stuff is pure poison to the balls at this point lol

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It is poison

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Yeah. soy gotta kill the balls.

Imagine being so weak you need tools to open bottles.

Jesus these kinds of people would probably have a cardiac arrest from getting poked.

on some bottles they really do tighten the cap really fucking hard

and if your hands are a bit oily

well

^

That's why you wipe them or use your shirt.

There's this one brand of pickles who's jars I just can't get open.... but I can open pretty much everything else.

if I have to there's always the shirt

there's one that has a cap that's too big for my hands

so can't get a good grip, but I open it eventually

I don't understand the meaning of drinks like these

It literally looks like hipster stuff to me.

that bottle looks like it could be opened without a problem tho

dunno what his problem is

probably all the estrogen

Also, if he's slipping on the sleeve... HE'S OPENING IT WRONG!!!!!

How do these people even survive life

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without government help they'd be dead.

mass consumer culture