I have a sister in the Navy, a master at arms, and a total slut. She's also kinda fat and not really athletic in any way.

She sits on her ass at work or patrols a base nobody cares about

how did she do the tests to prove she is strong/fit enough?

Bro the physical fitness standard for the Navy is a joke, and it's even lower for women

I can do more pushups with my cock

Ok, do that and post video in nsfw. I won't watch that, but some others might kek

My other sister is in the Marines. All she does all the time is smoke and drink, she's a mechanic but acts like she's all cool and shit and has access to some kinda classified info

One of those who wears her dress uniform home every chance she gets

They own nothing but shirts they got from the military with their logos and shit on it, but then they bitch all the time about how much they hate it

If someone else wants to join the fun and help the patrol. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1929127883773876&id=1165631686790170

Oh my God that's so fucking gay

Star trek is so fucking stupid

Fly around space and not really fight anyone

For the army even it is low

Think they have to do 15 pushups to pass

And you can't have a beard which is complete shit

I've seen European troops with full beards like a damn lumberjack

There's no logical reason for that at all except that some faggot officer couldn't grow one for lack of testosterone and decided, as all officers do, to fuck everyone else over

I used to fuck an officer, she was hot as hell and amazing in bed/car/shower, then she became a total Americanized strong independent woman cunt and stole some of my shit when we broke up

When I took the test for my first police dept the standards weren't high but it was the same for men and women.

But then after I got hired I noticed a ton of really dumb hot girls that worked there and got away with shit all the time

So we had this one girl. I'll call her Officer M. She was a military wife. While he was on deployment, she started fucking Officer T from another dept, next town over.

When her husband got back, they split up. M and T, and M and her husband. Then Officer M started fucking Sergeant T, her own boss. Who is Officer T's father.

Officer R and I graduate the academy together. Officer R has a military husband too, deployed. She has a terrible time adjusting due to dept politics, corruption, favoritism, and being basically a single mom. She's treated like shit by her sgt

Then suddenly the light bulb comes on, and she starts fucking Officer T from the other dept.

And then she becomes a favorite. Absolutely terrible cop, terrible fitness, can't do anything right, and now she is a field training officer!

Family dinners there must be great. Father and son have fucked the same girl who is now father's girlfriend. Sergeant T is in his 50s. Officer M is like, 23.

M is hot as fuck, R used to be decent but now she's fat.

pics?

Hang on

I can't find Officer R on Facebook

Here we go

Well damn

My boss was the coolest nigga in town

We used to talk shit all the time about those two sluts

My Sgt said R was such a cunt "...but I'd look at her naked"

I used to work with 2 girls like that.

Well... As far as I know, they weren’t fucking anyone. But they were definitely flirting hard with bosses.