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Thanks dad!

Welcome to subway, what can i getcha?
12 inch.

Sure thing, and what kind of bread?

Cookies.

Haha, haven't heard that one before. Ha. But seriously what ki-

Cookies.

Sir, I'm not sure we're even allowed to-

Cookies.

I'll have to charge extra for each-

COOKIES.

[Lays out 12 inches of cookies] Ok. What kind of cheese?

No cheese.

[Visibly shaken] W-w-w-what kind of meat?

Cookies.

[Lip quivering] Sir, if my manager comes out here and sees-

I WANT COOKIE MEAT ON MY COOKIE BREAD.

[Openly sobbing, neatly lays more cookies on top of other cookies] I just want to go home and see my family!

Dass good. Dass good.

[Folds paper over row of cookies, slides into plastic bag, sniffles loudly] Can, can I get you anything else?

Yeah, I got a coupon...

Please no.

Says with purchase of ANY footlong sandwich...

Why are you doing this?!?!

Customer gets one free cookie.

Nazi pepe>communist pepe. Change my mind

@Jirka Nazis really did have the coolest uniforms

Whats a commie pepe? Sarc/

I read a book, written by a SS soldier. He said people actually joined the SS for the uniforms

And that women loved it

The deaths head is one of the most badass insignia ever

the bastards did have impeccable style

on the subject of being able to acknowledge positive traits in something you otherwise dislike, how hilarious is it to watch people try to spin the singapore summit negatively just because they don't like trump?

i'm laughing my ass off scrolling through my facebook feed right now

Well not only do they not like Trump. They don't like peace

We on the right are painted as warmongers etc. But the truth is the left loves war especially if we are losing

How we will actually know the nukes are gone? how can we be sure it will not be another Iran Deal?

They will probably have to allow inspections

i don't think trump will cuck out like we did on the iran deal and just take their word for it and ship them crates of money

Trump might be just winning his second term

if they get uncooperative he'll pull the rug out from under that shit before you can blink

Democrats are completely lost

Think of all the times we could have killed Obama, all the attacks by all Qaeda in the 90s, and the left did nothing, just let the problem get worse until war was inevitable

Cancer must be eradicated. Every cell. The left likes to keep a few around so it can multiply and infest the world again

leftists lives off excuses

lol kill obama

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anyone know if any relevant coverage of singapore is happening or is it just talking heads trying to negative spin it

Isn't it Ironic, while leftist claim to be pacifist they love war? And while they hate nationalism and borders they want war in Iraq etc

really makes you think

oh i guess the summit was like 10 hours ago. yeah, i suck at time apparently

MADman

@Jirka they want global war nonstop because they hate the principles that civilized nations are built on. And they want an excuse to blame the right to win votes and get more money and power

so if we eliminate the leftists there could be world peace?

And the very nations and principles they champion (often wrongly) such as China, Sweden etc, they will turn on them when it's convenient to do so

Yes

But we would need also to shut down corrupt conservatives paid by weapon industry