Message from @Ehzek
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holy shit
best one yet
A Doom movie without doomguy
imagine my shock
Box office bomb incoming
Well for one real Doomguys wrists are as big as you thighs there lady
oh yeah, apparently they gave her a katana too
His biceps as big as you waist
Why a katana?
this movie will go straight to the DVD bargain bin lol
Doom has the elegant chainsaw as a bladed weapon
idk because they never play doom before?
Imagine being this shitty a country. I'd just kill myself.
>Be Mexico
>Hmm the US won't take all these people we want to get rid of what do
>Vote a fucking socialist to be president
>Become entirely and completely evil
THAT'LL SHOW BLUMPFF
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/a340c645-31d3-3334-96fc-b19d07714e4b/mexican-officials-are-ready.html
Its impossible to learn anythin of doom and not know about the chainsaw
Look at the earlier screenshot of the cast i already saw something that doesn't right
Guess i wasn't joking about the doomguy being replaced by a girl
Its like redoing rambo with a girl
Its fucking action movie heresy
They took the "Cars without cars" meme too far lmao
wait... there's a new doom movie coming out?
Quick rundown
>New Doom movie 2019
>Doom 3 theme, again
>No Dwayne Johnson this time, doomguy replaced by a girl
>High chance that this movie will go straight to the bargain bin
oh God... no doomguy? wtf lol
Fucking Disney is wising up
if anything, doomguy should be Dwayne Johnson
Yeah
They are damage control it
saying that "Doomslayer still in the movie"
Lmao the salt in that tweet's comment section
Doomslayer is a 7 foot 450lb hairless bear
Probably don't know that Doom 3 is the reimagination of doom 1 so it's supposed to be doomguy or doom marine lol
I thought the newest doom is the same guy too?
i think the bethesda doom is like a reboot
to me anyways
Doom 3 is very different from the rest
and nuDOOM is an reboot
The others you're a guy thats just a badass. In the Bethesda Doom you're like an avenging angel of awesomeness lol
NuDoom was awesome gore and badass wise
>No dwayne johnson or vin diesel as doomguy
i schleep
>wake up naked
the most recent version is what you're calling nudoom?
>chained to a table
NuDoom was more like an arena shooter